@aeroware/css.db v1.0.2

css.db

JSON databases suck ass.

BSON databases suck even worse ass.

Introducing the new, revolutionary,

CSSDatabase

for all your persistent storage needs.

Installation

Using chad npm:

$ npm i --save @aeroware/css.db

Using yarn:

$ yarn add @aeroware/css.db

Using your mom:

me: mom can i have mongoose?
mom: no we already have mongoose
at home: this crazy shit

Usage

To use this amazing database, simply create a new instance:

import CSSDatabase from "@aeoware/css.db";

const db = new CSSDatabase();

Features

• Schemas for type validation
• Extremely slow
• Synchronous

Documentation

no.

If you enjoyed this project, please either check out our other databases:

• slow.db

or check out our more serious projects:

• AeroClient

This comic relief is brought to you by AeroWare