@mariabitsch/codependency v0.1.0

Codependency

This is code-pendency, not co-dependency. Omg...

About

Codependency is an April Fools' Day npm package that helps you identify and address unhealthy relationships between your JavaScript packages. Because sometimes your dependencies need therapy too!

Features

• Dependency Analysis: Identifies unhealthy relationships between your packages
• Emotion Tracking: Assigns emotional states to your dependencies in package.json
• Relationship Therapy: Interactive sessions to heal your project's dependency issues
• Break-up Support: Tools to help you say goodbye to toxic dependencies
• Health Reports: Assess your project's overall dependency wellness

Installation

npm install codependency

Usage

Analyze your project's dependency relationships

npx codependency

Start a therapy session for your packages

npm run therapy

Therapy Options

• Organize dependency intervention: Confront your most controlling dependencies
• Heal circular dependencies: Break toxic cycles in your codebase
• Work through version conflicts: Help packages resolve their differences
• Package emotion reassignment: Give your packages healthier emotional states
• Generate a dependency health report: Get a holistic view of dependency wellness
• Break up with toxic dependencies: Say goodbye to packages that no longer serve you

Package Emotional States

Your package.json will be enhanced with a new codependencies field that tracks the emotional state of each dependency:

"codependencies": {
  "express": "needs-constant-validation",
  "react": "can't-make-decisions-without",
  "lodash": "obsessively-imports-everything",
  "moment": "terrified-of-being-deprecated"
}

Happy April Fools' Day!

This package is intended as a humorous take on dependency management. While it won't actually solve your real dependency issues, it might make you laugh while thinking about them differently!

Remember: The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem with npm install.