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Synopsis

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

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1. True Monarch Yellow Mountain and Nine Provinces Number One Group
2. Wait, let this lord do a divination.
3. A Recipe
4. H-City’s Third Stage Acquired Realm Thunder Tribulation
5. Believe in Science!
6. Immortal Fortune Teller Copper Trigram
7. Aced Bad Boys
8. Soft Feather and Luo Xin Street Area
9. Another Luo Xin Street Area
10. Brief interlude while strolling the streets
11. Suddenly, I Turned round and Found Her Showing up right in the Waning Light of the Twilit Lamps
12. Senior Song, your phone has also ran out of battery.
13. If...
14. Senior, I shall mail you two boxes of medicinal ingredients as thanks
15. Professor Renshui Got Injured
16. This matter was somewhat abnormal!
17. Ghost Lamp Temple and Probing
18. Meeting an old friend in a foreign place
19. Ghost Lamp Temple Fifty Years Ago
20. Ghost Spirit
21. Poisonous Dragon Plant, So Dangerous!
22. A surprising gift
23. A Trick of Venerable Spirit Butterfly
24. Student Song Shuhang, you have a big express delivery.
25. Two Cases of Medicine!
26. That peculiar pill furnace of mine
27. Refine the Body Tempering Liquid!
28. Trying everything in a desperate situation!
29. Running under the Sunset, that is My Lost Youth
30. Having heard the truth in the morning, one may die content in the evening.
31. Distraught Northern River’s Loose Cultivator
32. Loose Cultivator and Sects
33. Cultivation, Right under the Fingertips
34. Medicine Master and Remuneration
35. Don’t Be Shy, Answer Me Loudly
36. The young lady surrounded by delinquents
37. Is that the attitude the young girls have these days?
38. The Way A Cultivator Pushes a Door
39. Don’t Worry, I’ll Just Break a Leg!
40. This is a pretty good stalk of Poisonous Dragon Plant
41. Foundation Establishment Techniques
42. Altar Master Who Was Scared Silly
43. Fasting Pill
44. Keys of Medicine Master
45. The girl who was kabedon’d again
46. Student Shuhang, did you offend someone recently?
47. This is Just a USB Flash Drive
48. Techniques Must Not Be Imparted Impetuously
49. An indescribably ingenious technique
50. Proper Execution of Foundation Establishment Fist Technique
51. Press On
52. Illuminate The True Self Through Meditation
53. Shuhang the nice guy.
54. Zhao Yaya
55. Zhao Yaya’s Lineage Destruction Kick
56. One mustn’t lack a wary heart.
57. The Hunk, Nan Haomeng
58. True Monarch White
59. Highly toxic poison
60. Fear and… Pleasure?
61. Nice to Meet You, My Name Is Song Shuhang
62. Yep, I did frame you.
63. Riverly Purple Mist
64. An Invincible Position
65. Looking for the enemy’s trail
66. Daily Cultivator
67. Mental Energy Tricks
68. The female teacher who was frightened to tears.
69. Why not Tell me Earlier? That would be great!
70. Stinking Pill
71. Tearing down a building with bare hands isn’t just a dream
72. Resolve
73. Trouble Came After All
74. I’ll Show You My Resolve!
75. Claw Marks Beast Head Medallion
76. Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman
77. Another urgent air express delivery
78. Armor Talismans, Sword Talismans, and Evil-Warding Talismans!
79. Second Place… Is Yours!
80. Obtaining a lead and setting off!
81. A Little Girl and Missing the Stop
82. A Western Monk and the Scene of the Strange Train Accident
83. Illusion?
84. Indiscriminate Free Combat Competition in Subway
85. This Old Man’s Lucky Break Has Finally Come!
86. Everyone scram, let me act cool!
87. A Chance? Here's One for You!
88. Unfortunately, This Lord Doesn’t Care About Saving Face!
89. The Western monk is shining!
90. Shuhang, Go Get a Driving License!
91. Little Friend Shuhang Who was Deeply Admired by Seniors
92. Black suitcase, RMB, and… qi and blood pill!
93. Materials for Setting Five Elements’ Spirit Contracting Altar!
94. Uncle, I’m Really Not a Scammer!
95. An unfathomable patient.
96. Tragedy
97. The Fated Are Separated by One Floor
98. An Amusing Rottenly Good-Natured Guy
99. Why Do Seniors Use Chat Software to Communicate?
100. A Strange Dream
101. A curse?
102. Zhuge Zhongyang
103. A Strange Family
104. Wow, Chinese Kung Fu!
105. A Lost Martial Technique
106. Fire-Controlling Magical Treasure, A Very Advanced One At That!
107. A Ghost’s Mournful Wailing
108. Altar Master's Resentful Soul?
109. Group Owner’s Divine Weapon: Mass Muting Technique!
110. Don’t make any noise, there’s a wild uncle ahead!
111. Express Delivery Robbed
112. Capturing The Criminal
113. Temporary Sword Controlling Technique
114. It Was Trial and Error Sword Controlling Technique!
115. Can We Hold Hands for a Bit?
116. Pretty good muscles you have there
117. Seven Colors Wonder Fruit and Immortal Farming Sect!
118. Uncle, Where’s the Trust Between People?
119. It’s you?
120. Is There Anything to Eat?
121. I Have Half a Fasting Pill, You Want Some?
122. The Brand on the Flying Sword
123. Oral Command: Abbot Profound Principle is Most Handsome!
124. A Valuable Clue
125. Elegant Young Master Hai
126. There Isn’t Much Time Left for the Girl
127. Put Down Su Clan’s Junior!
128. Where’s Moon Saber Sect?
129. Attacked by Weaklings!
130. First Blue Sky Experience: Downvote!
131. What to do when encountering a large carnivorous monster?
132. My Surname Is Song. This Is My ID Card!
133. Each Stratagem’s Need
134. Why is Su Clan’s Seven here?
135. Bloodshed in Lan Yuan Valley
136. Group Photo Album: Watch Senior Seven Wreck Moon Saber Sect
137. Little Friend Shuhang, do you want to get something good?
138. Just stand there and don’t move!
139. You can just call me ‘Stressed by a Mountain of Books’!
140. True Monarch White will soon come out of secluded meditation
141. A phone recharge of 10 million RMB! Did it scare you?
142. A nameless Celestial God in a nameless temple
143. An unexpected guest in the dormitory
144. The big dog: Let me borrow your chat account for a bit!
145. Another urgent express delivery
146. Accompany me for a stroll along the streets!
147. True Monarch, what does ‘not only that’ mean?
148. Looking forward!
149. A series of eye-blinding events!
150. The statue of a Celestial God that makes one’s heart skip a beat
151. Someone wants to steal True Monarch White!
152. True Monarch White is a cultivation madman!
153. The importance of a good teammate
154. Doudou + True Monarch White!
155. How fearful can be a senior suddenly falling on the ground?
156. Whenever I come out of secluded meditation, I feel as if the times have left me behind!
157. Actually, everyone in that chat is an account of mine!
158. Immortal Cold Air Box?
159. There is no reason to refuse
160. A pretty and delicate face, but a big and muscular body
161. I… I’m sorry! I got the wrong person!
162. Zhuge Yue’s video
163. Making a contract with the ghost spirit
164. A corpse bringing equipment from a thousand miles away, the gift is valuable but the sentiment is even more!
165. The ghost spirit underwent a mutation!
166. Do you obey?
167. Innate Skill of the Eye Aperture
168. The space travel of a domestic air conditioner
169. A slash capable of burning the heavens
170. Walking Doudou
171. Look at me beating up six people alone!
172. Burning saber
173. Doudou’s two seconds of glory
174. Penniless Thief Sect's Young Mistress Candy
175. Clues on the Meteor Sword
176. Fairy Lychee
177. Renovating the entire house?
178. Grandpa Tubo’s invitation
179. Even today I managed to survive!
180. Branch Leader Jing Mo’s trump card
181. A new enmity added onto the old hatred
182. It’s an incurable disease!
183. Did I travel to another world?
184. A young man decked in a green robe riding a white horse
185. Different kinds of style!
186. When your hair reaches your waist, will you marry me?
187. This is like hitting someone who is already down!
188. The disciple of a Daoist Priest is a Great Master
189. Daoist technique, Daoist technique!
190. Cultivator-style bungee jump and a selfie with Venerable White
191. Senior White’s blessing
192. I’m getting out of the car to exercise a bit!
193. Are you threatening me?
194. This time, did I royally screw up?
195. My luck is pretty good today?
196. Such good luck smells fishy!
197. Is it a natural calamity or a man-made disaster?
198. Disposable flying sword, launch!
199. A shameful trump card
200. A tragic aerial collision!
201. Fear not, I have the Blood Evasion Technique!
202. Do you find Venerable White attractive?
203. Haha, I finally broke the seal and emerged!
204. This speed is fast to the point of being incurable!
205. Northern River’s Loose Cultivator lost his memory?
206. Senior’s loots and a worried Shuhang!
207. Using cultivation techniques while playing basketball is a very shameful behavior!
208. The love of a father is as big as a mountain: Venerable Spirit Butterfly
209. Ah~ That familiar scream!
210. What to do if you were in seclusion for so long that you grew hemorrhoids?
211. Flying into the sky? Of course not, we’re aiming for space!
212. Can you let me eat in peace?
213. The spacesuit and Senior White’s misunderstanding
214. The champion of the riding sword competition who loves to race on flying swords!
215. A Supersonic Helicopter!
216. You think you can reach space with a helicopter? Laughable!
217. Shuhang, should I teach you the Turtle Breathing Technique?
218. We’re gonna crash, dammit, Senior’s distracted!
219. Senior White: Let me repair this huge hole!
220. Ah? Where did Instructor Li Jr. go?
221. A pekingese flying an airplane!
222. True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s deep depression!
223. Anthony is taking a long time to take off his helmet!
224. Their abilities to stir trouble are topping one another!
225. The small monk: I’m going out to make some money for my hemorrhoids operation!
226. Benefactor, do you buy children here?
227. Did the sleeping gas lose its effectiveness?
228. Benefactor Cao, you need to be spanked if you lie. Ah~
229. Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist is having a sense of crisis!
230. Benefactor Cao, there is someone looking for you
231. I’ll spank you till you shit all over the place!
232. A criminal wearing a pekingese mask racing on the streets!
233. The youth in green clothes riding a white horse has come again?
234. Fighting and seeking death until the end
235. There seems to be strange things in the midst!
236. Question: How Cool is it to Operate a Hand-Guided Tractor?
237. Rich men have their own unique way of thinking
238. Studying isn’t worth bird’s poop!
239. A shooting star streaking across the sky, let’s wish something!
240. What is Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist trying to do?
241. Papa Song: My liver is about to explode!
242. There is something wrong with this speed!
243. Zhao Yaya: Wait, is that Uncle?
244. Tractor God Old Lu: My poor waist!
245. Meteorite and cracks
246. Shuhang, going around with forged documents is a crime!
247. The meteorite… exploded!
248. Afterward… they enjoyed themselves to their heart’s content!
249. Unexpectedly, I was forced to use this move once again!
250. Shuhang, why are you bending over your waist?
251. Absolutely prohibited!
252. This blade seems quite sharp!
253. How come I can’t cut this green onion?
254. Meeting plot with plot
255. If I were a green onion?
256. The strings of karma and the city in the sky!
257. Emptying stomach-pumping hands
258. The small monk’s plan and Soft Feather’s plan
259. Shuhang, you have another oversized express package!
260. Senior Song, are you surprised?! Eh? What?
261. Size reducing purse
262. Doudou kidnapped the small monk and ran away
263. Arranging a formation with bamboo splits
264. Bamboo Slips Formation
265. Shuhang, let’s have fun in the East China Sea!
266. Twin-Tailed Senior White!
267. A masked thief? Or is it an assassin?
268. Even if one falls, a thousand will arise!
269. Marry! Marry! I’ll marry you!
270. You need to pay remuneration, Lady Onion!
271. The problem of imparting basic knowledge to the natives
272. You sure know how to sweet talk!
273. Venerable White: I’ll personally look for Doudou!
274. Pooping while riding on someone’s back!
275. Monster hunters
276. A man that makes other feel jealous
277. The fearful branch tracking technique
278. Heavens, what a coincidence!
279. Quick, ask Shuhang who’s the person chasing us!
280. Not subdued by force, do you want honor?
281. Venerable White: Don’t worry, I can act as a matchmaker!
282. Excuse me, can anyone fly a plane?
283. The disappearing passengers and the mysterious particles of light
284. Slice, slice, slice the airplane!
285. Prodigious gorillas
286. Gymnastics gorillas!
287. What’s worse than being helpless? Being super helpless, of course!
288. Reality? Illusion?
289. Hello, the stain of my life!
290. The shrinking big lizard
291. Beheaded with one slash
292. In the end, Song Shuhang was really a martial arts expert?!
293. Flaming Saber: Simplified Edition
294. Evil creatures, scram!
295. [Y/N]?
296. This is too simple, something seems fishy!
297. I’m the same Nine Lanterns you enjoyed 300 years ago (2 in 1)
298. Forgetting past enmity?
299. The small and exquisite Zhuge Yue
300. Zhuge Zhongyang’s horrifying nightmare!
301. Do you want to know more about the Heavenly Island?
302. The Little Finger Snake
303. I have many things I wish to do
304. The heart of a pure and innocent girl
305. I wish for the peace on Earth… wait, I was just kidding!
306. Let’s row!
307. A spirit beast senior with an incurable disease
308. The small white dragon inside the crystal coffin
309. Senior White’s expression package
310. The seventh wish
311. Did someone carelessly press a button to fast-forward my life?
312. A series of pregnancies just by holding hands
313. Shaving her head and exchanging the gray robe for a white dress
314. The damaged Southern Heavenly Gate
315. The conversation suddenly became serious
316. Sorry, wrong page!
317. The size-reducing purse made from the shed skin of the Little Finger Snake
318. Fellow Daoist, wait a moment!
319. What kind of monstrous human is this?
320. I’m dashingly sinking toward the bottom of the sea
321. Look, a flying whale!
322. Time for my fapping arm to enter action! (2 in 1)
323. I’m not crying, sand just got into my eyes
324. Can a virgin boy have children?
325. Confucius said: If you peel off the skin, only the tender meat is left!
326. Primitive men reciting from memory the ❮Three-Character Classic❯
327. Wrong subject, what to do?
328. I have yet to mail you the Chinese language professor
329. Were you able to catch that girl?
330. Immortal Master Copper Trigram
331. What is the opposite of luck in love? Anxiously waiting for a reply!
332. Soft Feather, the signal isn’t too good here. Can you send it into the group chat so that I can download it later?
333. Senior White’s expression package flying off the shelves
334. Lady Onion, where’s your upper body?
335. I should light a candle for little friend Song Shuhang while I’m at it
336. Senior White playing with ants
337. The newly developed disposable flying sword 005 edition
338. An upgraded version of the disposable flying sword 005 edition!
339. Shuhang, how about going against the stream? (2 in 1)
340. White Crane, Venerable Spirit Butterfly, Iron Trigram… and a bald Song Shuhang! (2 in 1)
341. Hiss, did you guys see what I found? A stupid lone fish!
342. It feels quite good to the touch
343. Venerable White’s mass express delivery
344. True Monarch White Crane’s arrival
345. Shattered hope
346. The plan to capture Song Shuhang!
347. Disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition
348. Hello, is it Fellow Daoist Tyrant Flood Dragon? I would like schedule a huge tsunami in advance
349. Change of plans, change the distance of the tsunami to fifty meters
350. I want to fly higher and higher
351. Senior White, let’s shoot a movie!
352. Let’s kidnap an author and have him write the plot
353. Twin-dragons shapeshifting gate!
354. Hello, open the door. I’m here to deliver a package!
355. One step away!
356. A beautiful reverse mermaid!
357. Where’s the pause button?
358. A wonderful dream
359. Shuhang, how about becoming a girl?
360. From today onwards, I won’t swear an oath so easily!
361. Quick, let me wake up from this goddamn dream!
362. Soft Feather’s message
363. Hmph, I’ll pass by the doors of home three times without entering!
364. Doudou: I’ll pass by the doors of home nine times without entering!
365. The start of the battle on the Grievance Settling Platform!
366. It looks like a missile!
367. Song Shuhang will reach the battleground in ten minutes!
368. Even if we’re a bit late, shall we still inaugurate the event?
369. Careful, a missile is rushing over here!
370. Coiling flight feature, activate!
371. Aaaaaaaaah~
372. What a coincidence! Fellow Daoist is also flying!
373. Let’s watch together the meteor shower descending onto the Grievance Settling Platform!
374. Chu Chu’s request
375. What Miss Soft Feather says is reasonable!
376. Chu Chu’s smile
377. A living cheat
378. The Second Stage True Master of the Illusory Sword School!
379. Why aren’t you using the sword?!
380. It’s her, Immortal Master Copper Trigram!
381. Did they take drugs?
382. Advancing to the Second Stage True Master Realm
383. Grandpa Chu
384. Where did Senior White go?
385. Where did Song Shuhang go?
386. Noooooooo!
387. Soft Feather the Valkyrie
388. Committing suicide with a weird smile
389. Venerable Spirit Butterfly casually passing by
390. Look at things from another angle!
391. It’s time to leave
392. There is no such thing as an absolute defense in this world
393. Because of you, the green grass smells even better~
394. Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, prepare another two beds!
395. I want to hold a hand-guided tractor competition
396. True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s gift
397. Venerable White’s interjections
398. The emerald-green kasaya
399. Sea Urchin Warriors’ 20 Years of Mandatory Education Manual
400. If I were to turn into a… no, wait!
401. The 21st-century good neighbor
402. A Blood Demon Boss suddenly spawning in the countryside
403. Strange phenomena appearing while discussing profound principles
404. The seniors of the group using misdirection
405. Ostracized by his fellow daoists?
406. Gathering the scrolls to summon the ‘1S edition’
407. A beautiful saber attack
408. Blood Bone
409. Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain
410. All the scrolls are gathered
411. Ah? Pew~
412. Scattering sword qi
413. Dying while transforming
414. The eyeball of the Sea King
415. Summoning Venerable White!
416. It seems it will be very interesting to disassemble you
417. Senior Song, don’t die!
418. An innate inability in regards to sword techniques
419. What is Senior Song’s clone eating?
420. Do you want to sweep countless battlefields without suffering a single defeat?
421. A fearsome cooperation between giants
422. Song Shuhang, how come it’s you again?!
423. Senior Song’s expression package
424. Doudou’s nemesis
425. The spectators should also have their share
426. The so-called ‘nemesis’?
427. Woof, woof! Mr. Yellow Mountain is my loyal little dog!
428. Little friend Shuhang, here is your kasaya!
429. Great Master Profound Principle’s obsessive-compulsive disorder
430. Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s request
431. Mastering the Inverted Scale Saber Technique
432. Senior, can I borrow your brain for a bit?
433. The seasoned driver ran into some difficulties
434. The huge express delivery box
435. I have comprehended the starter pistol formula!
436. Hello Fellow Daoists watching from home, I’m Su Clan’s Seven
437. Choose, either place amongst the first ten or go for a one month trip into space
438. Intense fighting!
439. Soft Feather with tears streaming down her face
440. Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s fear
441. A kamikaze driver is hiding amongst us
442. Super Phoenix Slayer System, activate!
443. Lady Onion entering into action
444. Frozen little Shuhang
445. The new Wielder of the Will has some issues
446. Toward the sea
447. The hand-guided tractor got flooded, anxiously waiting for a reply!
448. I’ve been imprisoned for 500 years
449. A relative of the Sea King?
450. Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, will you sing for me?
451. The silver bracers
452. How come it’s you again?
453. Not letting go of any opportunity to show off!
454. I’ll make you happy!
455. Congratulatory messages from all over the world
456. Experiencing the rewarding formation
457. Lie down and don’t move, let’s break through first!
458. With the walkthrough in hand, I’m the absolute king of the world!
459. A dao name must consist of four words!
460. Those are not four-word dao names!
461. Daoist Priest China, Zhejiang Province, Wenzhou City, Baijing Street
462. A week has seven days!
463. So unlucky!
464. Song Shuhang’s disciples and followers
465. Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s gift
466. Fairy Lychee’s video broadcast
467. Bewitching screams
468. That’s happiness~
469. F*ck, I hit the wrong person
470. Three consecutive dreams
471. The grave of Venerable Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue
472. Another one is happy?
473. Don’t sing, we are on the same side!
474. Pearls with the spiritual energy of a beast
475. How about exploring an ancient grave?
476. Borrowing spirit stones
477. Another spirit beast crystal
478. No problem, I’m in no way in a hurry!
479. A new and refreshing feeling
480. Father, I want 365 dao names 4