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Synopsis

As a cultivation genius who has achieved a new realm every two years since he was a year old, Wang Ling is a near-invincible existence with prowess far beyond his control. But now that he’s sixteen, he faces his greatest battle yet - Senior High School. With one challenge after another popping up, his plans for a low-key high school life seem further and further away... Wang Ling: I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace... Father Wang: If you're careless enough to destroy the country, it’s coming out of your pocket money. Wang Ling: It’s not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you. Please support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/henyeetranslationsDLIK If we hit certain milestones, we will release more chapters in a mass release! Tags: comedy, school, cultivation, tsundere, popular culture, almighty protagonist, action

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The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Catalog:

1. The “Richest” of the Rich
2. Huaguo Water Curtain Group
3. Sky-Swallowing Toad
4. The One-In-A-Million Imperial Aura
5. Someone Else’s Child
6. The First Day of School
7. The Great Teacher Pan
8. The Mysterious Legend of No. 60 High School
9. Loopy Toad and Dopey the Parrot
10. The Truth from Six Years Ago
11. Date a Live
12. The Xiao Family Compound’s Sightseeing Spots
13. Two Slain by “Angry Buddha Fire Lotus”
14. Unreliable Lies and Slander
15. Old Antique’s Time for Gossip
16. There Is a Rip-Roaring Wind Today
17. It Was Just a F**king Ordinary High School Student!
18. Chief School Guard Old Li
19. The Most Fearsome Air Is Suddenly Calm
20. The Number One Weapon Hidden on School Grounds
21. A Dog
22. This Dog Is Abnormal!
23. Just Came to be Made Fun of
24. Mascot Wang Ling
25. An Unexpected Guest
26. The Daily Life of a Mantis Shrimp
27. Cunning Headmaster Chen
28. Wang Ling’s Small Wooden Sword
29. In the Flush of the Spring Wind the Horse Runs Fast...
30. When Two Women Do Battle, Someone Is Going to Die
31. Samsung Formation Flag
32. A Mysterious Force from the East
33. Lotus Sun’s Domain
34. The Ongoing Might of Lotus Sun’s Domain
35. No. 60 Demolition Squad and the Pengci Gang
36. Pengci Gang, Peiyuan District Branch
37. Twenty-Four True Words
38. Old Antique’s Charisma and Substance
39. Dangerous Radio Gymnastics
40. Dopey the Cool and Aloof Parrot
41. Bird Feather Prediction
42. Old Antique’s Education Policy
43. Senior He’s Revenge
44. A Chance Encounter Between a Cat and a Human
45. Wang Ling Is Lei Feng
46. Sad Odd Zhuo
47. As Soon as There Is an Opportunity Before You...
48. Miss Dong
49. Mother Juan from the World of Black Cuisine
50. Our Theme Song (A Must-Read Side Story)
51. Pretending to Be a Cultivator
52. An Official Counterfeit Is the Most Deadly
53. Elder Sister, You May Not Believe Me...
54. A Brainless Kidnapper
55. Immortal Meow
56. Looking for Zheng Tan
57. Zheng Tan’s Independent Regiment
58. Second Battalion Commander! You Son of a B*tch...
59. Yidali Research Bureau for Unique Artifacts
60. She’s Hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction
61. Elder Brother’s Original Intention
62. My Silly Otouto
63. Comrade Odd Zhuo Is Awesome!
64. Spirit Sword Exchange Meet
65. Welcome to Cultivator’s Rift
66. The Support’s Path Toward Becoming Rich
67. Body Movement Without Movement
68. The Team Battle Can Be Lost, but Wang Ling Must Die
69. Back Then on Mount Wuqing and Malan Hill...
70. A Spirit Sword Is Like Its Master
71. The Second Half of “Jingke Assassinates Emperor Qin” is...
72. Holding Onto Thighs
73. Is Little Xuan Here?
74. Father Wang’s Daily Life of Looking for Inspiration
75. The Weekend Is Naturally For Studying!
76. Learning Makes Me Happy
77. Do You Know the Reason Why You Lost?
78. Super High School Level Deputy Director
79. Odd Zhuo’s Family Heirlooms
80. The Terrified Monkey Coder Little Black
81. Online Shopping for Cultivators
82. Remember to Include the Delivery Fee...
83. The Woes of Romance
84. Déjà Vu Menu
85. Cursed Stone Ghost Mask
86. Two-Week Semester Curse
87. Forbidden to Keep Dogs
88. Your Son Looks Just Like You
89. A Target?
90. There Was a Girl, She Was a Little...
91. The Proper Way to Open a Cultivation Group Chat
92. Shock! The Real Reason for the Owner’s Disappearance Is...
93. Can the Group Chat Still Be So High Without Wifi?
94. The Most Horrifying Thing
95. It’s an Unnatural Morning
96. Old Antique’s Time for Gossip
97. There Is a Mo Immortal Castle in Legend
98. Heard That the Parent-Teacher Conference Is the Cause of Roast Meat with Bamboo Shoots
99. Devil Emperor Gua Pi’s Weakness
100. Father Wang’s Mystic Eyes of Death Perception
101. Even an Extortion Should Be Gracefully Done
102. Bloody Hell!! There Is Even This Way?!
103. Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal Is Shocked Once Again
104. I Think It Can Still Be Salvaged...
105. A Wronged Child over Two Thousand Years Old
106. Camera Knockoffs Are Really Awesome!
107. Loopy Toad’s Human Observation Diary
108. The Wang Ling Aid Project
109. Lin Xiaocong’s Fish-Slaying Sword
110. A Student’s Nightmare Is the Home Visit!
111. Don’t Lose to the Storm of First Love!
112. Don’t Forget the Rainbow After the Storm
113. Give Me a “Battle Lion”
114. Brother Ling, Come over for a Bit...
115. Come! Let You Cop a Feel!
116. Even a Soul Formation Cultivator Should Abide by Basic Laws
117. If the World Insults Me, Curses Me, Betrays Me, What to Do?
118. Senior Great Saint, Are You Alright?
119. Senior Second Saint, Are You Alright?!
120. Haven’t Dropped Dead Yet, But On the Way to It
121. Are You Senior Killer Daoist?
122. I Don’t Want Such A Plot Twist!
123. Like Father, Like Son
124. Experienced Officer Wang
125. I, Internet Celebrity Father Wang, Am a Fierce Man of Few Words
126. Wang Situ in a Fury over a Beauty
127. Evil Monarch Jun Xie
128. Father Wang’s Most Powerful Fan
129. Which Old Leader Is This?
130. Filming the Second Season of Train to Busan?!
131. Victory for the People of Chaoyang
132. The Upcoming, Extremely Nasty Physical Exam Before Military Training
133. Little Peanut Has Finally Grown Up!
134. Midnight Dining Hall
135. Crushing a Dream with a Poisonous Tongue
136. The Most Precious Thing About a Dream
137. What Is South Tianhe’s Specialty?
138. I Have a Bold Idea
139. Director Li’s Great Senior
140. The Lord of the Castle Wants to Make Trouble Yet Again
141. There Are Times When Being Bald Won’t Help You Get Stronger
142. The Most Powerful Means of Transportation on Earth
143. Do You Know Who the Owner Is?
144. The Obsessiveness of a Scapegoat!
145. Ling Zhenren’s ‘Mwah Mwah’
146. Tough People, Tough Pigs, Tough Trees
147. Has Death Come?
148. It’s Impossible to Eat and Not Get Fat
149. Shock! The Real Divine Weapon Is Actually...
150. God-Level Long Johns
151. Studying Medicine Won’t Save Cultivators!
152. People with Slit Eyes Are Monsters!
153. You Need a Bag of Laundry Detergent
154. Senior Wang’s Home is Full of Treasure
155. A Lewd Female Cultivator
156. I Don't Want This Gift!
157. A Large Roulingzhi in the Air!
158. Where Does the Power of Forgiveness Come From?
159. The Daily Life of Loopy Toad
160. Loopy Toad Is One Hundred and Eighty Centimeters Tall Today
161. A Haircut Needs to Be Fresh and Original
162. Life Is a Circle
163. How Was the Stone Ghost Mask Made?
164. Some Were Happy, Some Were Worried
165. What Had She Done In Prison?
166. Weapon of Mass Destruction
167. Ling Zhenren’s Family Cat Is Missing
168. Exactly How Strong Is the Independent Regiment?
169. At Least Gang Up Before a Fight
170. Wasn’t It Agreed That Animals Couldn’t Be “Awakened”?!
171. A Strange Light In Its Eyes
172. Those Who Don’t Eat Crispy Noodle Snacks Are Definitely Not Friendly
173. Little Sister Ying Fell from the Sky
174. Always Be on the Alert!
175. Guo Uncles Everywhere
176. Shadow Stream Has been Annihilated; Is Mo Immortal Castle Not Far Behind?
177. There’s a Huge Problem with This Information
178. The Key to Increasing Your Height Is to Break Your Legs
179. Lie Mengmeng, Someone Has Stolen Your White Bunny Slippers!
180. Old Antique’s Gossip Time
181. Bandit Evil, Cold Wind and Teacher Killer
182. Working With Gua Pi
183. Give You a Pair of Floral Shorts
184. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
185. The Lurkers Are All Big Shots
186. Too Bad He’s Gay!
187. Stand Back, My Venerable Self Is Going to Put On a Show!
188. Who Is the Real Boss in the Takeout World?
189. Oh My...
190. The No. 2 Scapegoat
191. I Think It Can Still Be Rescued
192. Hurray for Ling Zhenren
193. The Old Devil’s Secret Space
194. I’m a Good Person, But I’m Not the Holy Mother!
195. Do You Think the Power of Lightning Is Only Used for Teaching?
196. Godly Thunder Inheritance
197. After a Light Tremor of the Body...
198. Come on, You’re so Weak, Hey
199. You, Zhenren, Are Zhenren
200. From Baicao Garden to Sanwei Study...
201. An Arrow Piercing the Sky...
202. Bewildered Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal
203. Kill this Master-Con!
204. A Man from Immortal Mansion Will Never Admit Defeat
205. Golden Flash And Silver Lightning
206. Ai, Another One Has Bite the Dust...
207. Mercury Retrograde Is Too Powerful!
208. The Old Devil’s Invasion Plan
209. You Idiot!
210. There Are Still Nine Other People as Awesome as General Yi
211. A Qigong Wave Without Waves...
212. ‘Fashionable’ Patriarch Reliance
213. All of You Have Overlooked a Bug
214. My Contemporaries Make Me Look Evil in Contrast
215. Dopey Guo Spiraling Into the Sky
216. Wang Ming’s Counterattack
217. Ouqimanman
218. A Devil and Also a Devoted Lover
219. You Are Already Dead...
220. Ancient Barter Array
221. Dog God
222. The Way for Humans to Live in Harmony with Animals
223. Will I Become the Strongest Moron?!
224. The Correct Way to Use “Impure Earth Reincarnation”
225. The Marvelous Error in Understanding
226. Déjà Vu Act
227. It Used to Be a King...
228. Old Li, Breaking Down
229. I Want You!
230. You’ve Succeeded in Getting My Attention!
231. The Legendary “According to Plan”?
232. Throwing a Cup as the Signal!
233. The Old Devil’s Dignity
234. A One-Thousand-Year Old Farce
235. Spirit Shackles
236. The Astrology Heir Song Cai
237. Song Cai, Breaking Down
238. The King of Laying Low in No. 60 High School
239. Open the Door! Let Jingke Out!
240. The Same Eyes as Ling Zhenren
241. The Wang Family’s Small Villa is Full of Big Shots!
242. Those Enlightened Big Shots
243. The Multi-Purpose Holy Relic
244. If I Can Lie On Ling Zhenren’s Bed Someday...
245. Your Lao Tan Pickled Cabbage Beef Noodles Have Arrived
246. A Spirit Sword Collector Maniac
247. Can Only Become a Big Shot Through Study
248. Loopy Toad’s Dream
249. Your Stamina Sucks!
250. I'm Not His Little Sister...
251. Fatty Luo Metalware
252. Perpetual! Motion! Machine?!
253. Fatty Luo’s Collection
254. You're Not Acting It Right!
255. Your Son Has Been Enlightened!
256. Lord Jingke Is Really Too Cool!
257. New Transfer Student
258. Old Antique’s Gossip Time
259. White Night Spell
260. The Forty-Meter Broadsword Can’t Be Put Back
261. This Guy Was Doing It on Purpose!
262. Our Family Runs a Noodles Shop!
263. The Phantom Sixth Man... Lie Mengmeng!
264. Who Says All Novel Editors Are Damn Fat Nerds?!
265. Only Learning Can Make You Happy?
266. Rule Breakers
267. A Renminbi Player Has No Fear
268. Like Squeezing a Pissing Beef Ball with One Hand
269. “Open Cabinet and Kill” Should Also Follow The Basic Rules!
270. All Mensao People Like to Use Ellipses!
271. Do You Know What It Feels Like to Encounter a Bug?
272. This Is What a Big Shot Is Probably Like...
273. Unquantifiable Data
274. A Conversation Between Immortals
275. How Do You Increase Rapport with a Sword Spirit?
276. Go! Brother Ling! Let’s Go Beat Up Tyrants!
277. Brother Toya Is Also Full of Vigor Today!
278. Fate... Is So Ineffable
279. Wang Lost On a Journey
280. How Ling Zhenren Becomes Stronger!
281. The Thoughtful Disciple
282. Are You Teacher Wang Ling?
283. Boy, You Have Potential!
284. Tremble With Déjà Vu
285. Brother Ling, Can You Sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
286. Set Off Firecrackers For You Ahead Of Time
287. Give These Two Aunties Cappuccinos!
288. Great Minds Think Alike
289. Who Is The Real Cross-Dressing Big Shot?
290. Who Is Your Plastic Surgeon?
291. Get a Hold of Yourselves!
292. So Cute, They’re Definitely Guys!
293. Intrinsic Spirit Field
294. In Theory
295. Everyone Has a Responsibility to Care for Animals
296. You Are My...
297. I Don’t Want to Be a Silk Banner!
298. Help Me Nail Down The Coffin Lid!
299. Fang Xing’s Identity
300. Hundred Swords Demonstration!
301. Villains Who Talk Too Much Die
302. The Heavenly Materials Sword’s Eight Hearts and Arrows
303. Heh, Naïve...
304. The King of Sword Spirits
305. Ling Zhenren’s Intrinsic Spirit Field
306. Ling Zhenren’s Exclusive Sealed Lips Package
307. A Heartwarming Little Story
308. Our Shiye Must Be So Outstanding!
309. Dharmaraja’s Girlfriends
310. Damn Bro-Con!
311. We Are Focused On the Wrong Thing
312. A New Backer
313. Real Son and Fake Son
314. The Mysterious Substance in the Heavenly Materials Sword
315. Old Antique’s Time for Gossip
316. Daoist Taotie and Qiongchi Sect
317. Daoist Taotie And Gorgeous Itinerant
318. Shuigou Sect
319. Kitchen Knife Sect
320. Running for the Parents Committee
321. Brother, Give Me a Light
322. Do You See That Pretty Boy Up Ahead with the Dead Fish Eyes?
323. The Most Important Thing for a Family Is to Be Neat and Tidy
324. My Cellmates and Me...
325. There Is Only One Truth!
326. Daoist Taotie
327. There Are Three People With Such Precise Aim!
328. Loopy Toad’s Boring Dog Life
329. Dog Lovers Voice Strong Condemnation
330. Ling Zhenren’s Strength Is Called Into Question!
331. You Have to Act Based On the Expression in His Eyes!
332. There Is a Traitor In Our Midst
333. The Great Ancestor of Killers
334. The World Is So Damn Small
335. A Decent Fatty Becomes Bent Just Like That
336. Ai, Wait! Don’t Go Offline!
337. No Zuo No Die
338. The Reason for Father Wang Dragging His Feet
339. Stay There and Don’t Move
340. Magnificent Immortal’s Depository of Buddhist Texts
341. Fruit
342. Abbot Zhihu’s Life Philosophy
343. Completely Unexpected
344. Ai... Being a Tsundere Can Ruin One’s Life!
345. Going After the Chuunibyou
346. The Correct Pose in Full Armor
347. You Have to Start on Crispy Noodle Snacks As a Child
348. The Strongest Brain
349. I'm Just An Ordinary Person!
350. What Is the Meaning Behind the Gyro Needle?
351. Extra Skills Are No Burden for the Man Who Roams the World
352. Everyday
353. Bro...ther Fang Xing?
354. Lie Mengmeng's Psychiatric Treatment
355. Descendants of the Flame Emperor
356. Parents and Teachers
357. The Moment You Open the Delivery
358. A Showdown Between Two Epic Killers (One)
359. A Showdown Between Two Epic Killers (Two)
360. A Showdown Between Two Epic Killers (Three)
361. Gorgeous Itinerant's Great Weapon
362. Old Antique's Epilogue – Demon World Holy Water (One)
363. Old Antique's Epilogue – Demon World Holy Water (Two)
364. Old Antique's Epilogue – Demon World Holy Water (Three)
365. This is Not Safe for Children to Look At!
366. The Tree Brothers
367. I Have Consummate Archery Skills!
368. An Insect Peddler
369. Ling Zhenren’s Lottery Draw
370. “Immortal King Heart Sutra” Beta Version
371. What a Loss...
372. Society of Saints
373. Elite of the Elite
374. Sorrowful Little Silver
375. Share a Bit About Your Soul Pets
376. This Dog... Is So Awesome
377. Pushing Large Butterfly
378. A Slick Middle-Aged Man Who Raises Penguins
379. Targeted?
380. Look! A UFO!
381. A Knockoff Organization
382. Pet Hunters
383. Scary Landlord
384. Why Isn't Loopy Toad Back Yet?
385. The Sky King Covers the Ground Tiger
386. Wei Zhi’s Strength
387. Wang Ling's Remote Assistance
388. The Legendary Deer Demon...
389. Your Good Friend Odd Zhuo Is Online!
390. Little Silver Wants to Rebel!
391. The White-Faced Girl
392. Moving the Orange Trees Daily is Very Tiring!
393. Trapped Senior Pang
394. The Truth About the Gate Between Worlds
395. Immortal’s Treasure House
396. What Use Are Crispy Noodle Snacks
397. Stiff Face, Kind Heart
398. Big Shots Eat the Same Thing
399. Suffer Because of a Lack of Culture!
400. Loopy Toad's Status in the Harem
401. Little Silver’s Battle
402. It Was Really a Sudden Death...
403. Little Silver is Arrested Once Again
404. What Fur
405. Carrying an Old Man Around
406. Ling Zhenren Learns to Refine Artifacts in Ten Minutes!
407. Is Refining Artifacts That Hard?
408. Eight Classes of Divine Artifacts
409. Just Poke A Hole Through the Middle
410. Daoist Guang Sees the Light Again
411. If You Eat More Chicken, You Can Do it Too!
412. Modern Rules of Sacrifice
413. Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal’s Magically Changed Song
414. Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal’s Shocking Secret
415. It’s Fun Being Cheeky!
416. Senior Ling is Really Angry!
417. Immortal Toya's Chrysanthemum Island
418. Senior Immortal Does Have a Problem, and It’s a Big One
419. Immortal Toya's Indirect Attack
420. Nine Times Man and His Dream of the Performing Arts
421. Come, Let's Listen to a Song First and Calm Down
422. This is ♂ Respect for a Friend!
423. Little Silver's “Romantic Encounter”
424. Why Is the Entire World Against Me, Little Silver...
425. General Yi's Junior Brother
426. Ten-Meter Sword God Chen Nanxuan
427. Clues to the Immortal’s Treasure House
428. Ling Zhenren Teaches You How to Deal with Sword Qi!
429. A New Internet Celebrity in the Live Streaming Industry
430. Light Chaser
431. Happy Barbeque Festival, Everyone!
432. Loopy Toad is Dreaming Again
433. Types of Internet Trolls and Their Traits
434. Ling Zhenren Wishes Everyone A Prosperous New Year!
435. Cooking Inspiration
436. Evil Sword God Steps Into the World
437. Cheat Diviner Reed’s Divination Skill
438. Long Johns Save His Life...
439. Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's Death?
440. When Fighting, Be a Little Less Complicated...
441. Cut Him Down!
442. What Does it Feel Like to Hold a Big Shot?
443. Evil Sword God Doubts Life
444. A Sword Falling from the Sky...
445. Jingke’s Ultimate Move
446. An Old Immortal Shoulders Responsibility, Magic Without End
447. Guys Who Have to Make Up Homework, You're Running Out of Time!
448. Gathering of Bigwigs in Songhai Prison
449. Responsibility... Shows up on Its Own!
450. Inheriting the Power of Sword Dao
451. How to Verify Evil Sword God's Identity?
452. My Noble Spit
453. [Daoist Guang’s Battleg