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Synopsis

I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness?

Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf.

The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough!

Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit.

“Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!

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1. I have the System, I’m the Best
2. Fleeing After Acting Tough Is Da*ned Exhilarating
3. Eating Too Many Will Cause Your Body To Explode
4. Gorgeous Looking Little Village Girl
5. Subtly Acting Tough Is The Most Effective
6. The Red Undergarment Of The Village Girl
7. Amazing Skills
8. Big Growth Gift Pack
9. The Strength Of The Dragon Is Unparalleled
10. Recycling Function
11. Crisis Descends
12. Sometimes, Toughness Doesn't Have To Be Feigned!
13. Die Die Die Die Die Die
14. Four Directions Desolation Spell
15. Acting tough like the wind, I am my only partner!
16. Setting Up the Protective Screen
17. Arrival of the Vermillion Sparrow
18. Emergence of the Four Legendary Beasts
19. One Punch to End it All
20. Strength of the Four Directions Desolation
21. Off the Charts Acting Tough Points
22. Definitely Powerful
23. Gaining Interest
24. There Are Already Legends Spreading About Me
25. Spreading Of Notoriety
26. Are You Worthy Of My Apology?
27. There are Going to be Many More Opportunities to Act Tough. I’m In!
28. Feeling Ill at Ease
29. I’ll Bring You to Kill Them
30. All Deserves Death
31. What I’ve said, I Shall Do
32. I Shall Kill The Entire Sect
33. Come Out Now! Otherwise, I Shall Obliterate The Entire Celestial Sect!
34. Blood Calls For Blood!
35. Buddha’s Fiery Lotus, Explode!
36. Terrifying Strength
37. I Suggest All Of You Attack Together
38. More Experience Points For Me
39. Looks Like I’ve Met My Match When It Comes To Acting Tough
40. You Can’t Leave, Stay Here And Watch Me Act Tough
41. I Shall Wait Here And Won’t Leave ‘Till We See Each Other
42. I Love Eating Louisiana Roasted Chicken
43. What A Cruel Kid!
44. I’ve Even Eaten The Legendary Peng Bird Before!
45. Young and Beautiful Maidens
46. Killing Song Yun Hai
47. My Humble Name Is Xu Que
48. You Have A Gash In Between Your Thighs
49. Not Willing
50. I Have An Idea!
51. Date Night To See The Cannon!
52. Frightening and Destructive Power
53. Disturbance From The Demonic Sects
54. Bring Up The God Powered Cannon
55. One More Round Would Be Enough
56. Golden Core Stage Full Foundation
57. The Revival Solution
58. Towards the Imperial City
59. That Xu Que From Six Years Ago
60. Daddy’s Here For Robbery
61. If You All Win, I’ll Let You All Off
62. Hidden Task Reward
63. The Phaseless Magic
64. With This Skill, I Can Act Tough
65. Looks Like It's My Chance To Act Tough Again
66. The Flaming Sun Princess’ Desired Prince
67. Xu Que’s Unique Persona
68. That Imposing Back View Of Xu Que
69. A Serious Man Is The Most Dashing!     
70. “This Princess? This Princess?”
71. Most Poisonous Madame
72. To Be Undone By Your Own Intelligence   
73. Intense Effects Of Poison
74. Fire a Cannon only to Run back to Provoke his Mother
75. Da*n! Time To Act Tough Again!
76. I Can Destroy It In One Move
77. Mountain Splitting, Breaking Waves, Open!
78. Kneel, Kowtow, And Apologize To Me
79. Shook The Entire Scene
80. Why Should I Give You My Respect?
81. The King Of Porcelain Touching World
82. An Honest Child In One Look
83. Have You Seen A Fairy Before?
84. How The Hell Can You Call This A Poem?
85. Is There Really Starlight In The Star Miscanthus?
86. A Miracle-Witnessing Moment
87. Oh My God What Are You Doing
88. Travel With Brother Que Of The Heaven Explosion Faction
89. It Must Look Magnificent
90. Everyone Here Is Trash!
91. Full Glory Killing Blade  
92. Hurry Give Him The Elite Entrance Order, We Beg You!
93. Xu Que’s Chosen Path
94. That Would Be Exciting      
95. We Are Not Feeling Well  
96. Almost Ate Grass Instead Of Acting Tough And Soaring    
97. Already Seen Through
98. I Shall Give You Face, And Not Eat Chicken Wings Anymore
99. Master Hua Is Cooking Shit!
100. When He Turns Fierce, He Won’t Even Let Himself Off!
101. He Ate Poop And Laughed So Happily    
102. Oh My God, This Tastes So Good
103. The More You Don’t Want Me To Go Up, The More I Want To.
104. Tempering Of The Soul Strength
105. Da*n, I’m Stuck!
106. Lady, Hurry And Watch Me Act Tough!
107. Xu Que: The Empress’ Heart Demon
108. Be Good. Open Your Mouth. Eat It.
109. Such A Perfect And Complete Man Exists In This World!
110. Do You Wish To Meet My Little Brother?
111. I’ve Already Seen Through The Scandal
112. He’s Already Left, These Are His Belongings
113. I Didn’t Do Anything!
114. Fu*k! Demonic Humans!
115. Disguising As A Demon
116. Come And Beat Me Up!
117. You, Obscene Monkey!
118. Wang Zhai Little Bun
119. Eat My Rod!！
120. We Are A Pair Of CP!
121. The Noble Musician, Xu Que
122. Be Good Little Rabbit
123. Bleeding Out
124. Da*ned Monkey, Stop Playing Around!
125. I Am Definitely Not That Type Of Person
126. Last Step! Improving The Taste!
127. Come And Take A Lick!
128. Automatic Refining Function
129. Stir Up Romantic Feelings!
130. Your Sister Can No Longer Hold Her Feelings In!
131. Heading Towards The Lightning Pool
132. Shall I Cook Some Noodles For You?
133. I Live To Curse And Insult!
134. Thunder Tribulations Worship!
135. I’ll Give You A Hard Time And Make You Vomit Buckets Of Blood!
136. Today, I Shall Grill Tiger Penises!
137. Monkey, You’re About To Be A Cripple!
138. Bring Me My Qin!
139. A Tragic Love Story
140. My Friends By The Hills, How Are You Doing Today?
141. You’re Lying!
142. I Shall Set A Small Goal
143. Taking The Tribulations Too Lightly
144. Divine Retribution
145. Explode The Heavens! Explode The Heavens!
146. I Can’t Control It Anymore
147. Creating A New Spell Is Extremely Cool!
148. Kneel Down And Sing Words Of Surrender!
149. With You Around, I Wouldn’t Be Afraid!
150. Xu Que Ascends Throne, Demonic Tribe!
151. The One Who Wears The Crown Must Bear Its Weight!
152. If You Won’t Surrender, I Shall Beat You Till You Surrender
153. The Great War
154. This Time, I’m Going Big!
155. Calm Before The Storm
156. Presence Of The Great Army
157. Unity Is Strength!
158. While You’re Acting Tough, Your Father Is Frowning!
159. I’ve Never Heard Of Such A Cheap Request
160. Boom! Everything Exploded!
161. Is There Nobody In Your Race That Can Fight Me?
162. Demon King, His Majesty Knows How To Have Fun!
163. Big Mystery Bag, Big Gains!
164. Has The Demon King Fled?
165. It’s Time For Me To Showcase My True Acting Tough Skills!
166. Do You Believe That I Will Scold Them?
167. Curse Them Till They Laugh
168. The Previous Prince Consort
169. Check your fu*king golden invitation!
170. Only You Were Carrying An Umbrella
171. Big Brother, Why Don’t You Rise Up To Heaven?
172. Let’s Hear Your Story!
173. I Shall Give You A Hard Time!
174. A Body Part
175. I Am Not Someone Who Relies On My Good Looks To Get By
176. Today, You Disregarded Me
177. 300 Tang Poems!
178. Returning Politeness With Politeness, Here’s A Poem for You!
179. To Look At Mountains And Not See Mountains. To Look At Water And Not See Water!
180. Ten Poems In Ten Steps
181. This Shower, Is Life And Death!
182. Comprehensive Chinese Couplets
183. Eh? Are You About To Discuss Couplets Now?
184. With cigarettes and beers, my powers have no peers
185. Age and experience really matters
186. His Body Is Unafraid Of The Filth Spewed Out From His Mouth
187. Masterpiece
188. It’s so lonely to be peerless!
189. Worse Than A Beast
190. A Lady Called Moonlight
191. Act A: Massive Wave Of Toughness!
192. Reputation Spread Far And Wide
193. The Wonders Of Cigarettes
194. Looks like another Act Tough Criminal has appeared
195. This Humble Subject Is Ye Liang Chen Of The Heavenly Explosion Faction
196. Liang Chen Wouldn’t Mind Competing With You Till The End!
197. Master Ye’s Sword Broke!
198. Who Dares To Challenge Me?
199. Fire Emperor Acts
200. He is Ye Liang Chen Of The Heavenly Explosion Faction
201. Do You Still Remember Xu Que Of The Great Lake?
202. I, Xu Que, Have Returned!
203. Eight Waste Destruction Flames, Activate!
204. Terrifying Battle Capabilities
205. Full Glory Killing Book
206. April’s Snow, Acting Tough King Acts Tough
207. Where Did He Get The God Powered Cannon?
208. Fire The Cannon At Me!
209. Slapped His Own Face
210. You’re Crying Out For Injustice?
211. Three Mystical Flames! Merge!
212. I Throw This Bolt Of Lightning At Your Mum!
213. Que De, lacking in morals
214. Stories About The Dog Emperor
215. Come on, You’re Trying To Cheat Me?
216. The Plan
217. I Want This Jade Seal!
218. Bully! This Is Bullying!
219. Where’s Your Toilet?
220. Those Who Peep At Me Peeing, Shall Die!
221. Now, I Am Going To Shit!
222. What Is The Fire Emperor Eating?
223. I’ve Come To Rob This Tomb!
224. Buy Buy Buy, I Have Money!
225. Heavenly Explosion Faction’s Zhang Qi Ling, Reporting!
226. What The Hell Do You Want?
227. Xu Que Chooses Names
228. Clearing The Imperial Tombs
229. Past Soul Emperor
230. Even If A Loan Has To Be Taken, Acting Tough Is A Must!
231. Spirit Prison Pagoda
232. Your Majesty, Something Bad Has Happened!
233. The Disappearing Dragon Veins
234. Fire Emperor’s Ritual
235. Xu Que Is Back Again!
236. Disturbance In The Night
237. Breaking The Fire God’s Protection
238. The Arrival Of The Water Empress!
239. Discussing Life
240. Eat My Butcher’s Cleaver!
241. Come And Kowtow To Your Father!
242. How About You Kneel this Time?
243. Abandoned Dog!
244. Dancing Outside The Imperial Palace
245. Ear Rape!
246. Sacrifice Ritual Preparations
247. Why Am I Only Worth Eight Cities?
248. I Shall Let You Act Tough!
249. At Your Age, You Shouldn’t Be Doing Business!
250. The Act Tough King Can Do It Better
251. We Will Never Cheat!
252. Fire Emperor Led His Mistress Away!
253. Would You Like To Act Tough With Me?
254. This Old Bus Driver Is About To Drive Off. Move Away!
255. Lanxiang Vocational School Begins Enrollment!
256. We Have To Combine Efforts!
257. The Wall Is Falling!
258. Treasure Cove
259. Please Don’t Hurry. Take Your Time!
260. If You Dare To Come, I Shall Blow You Up!
261. This Was Done By Li Bai, That Cheap Bastard!
262. Wrath Of The Fire God!
263. Wretched Emperor, It’s Time To Go!
264. Break The Shackles Of Slavery And Save The World!
265. Kill the Fire Emperor! Free the Fire Country!
266. End of Enmity
267. Fate Will Bring Us Together Again!
268. Genesis Fire Herbs
269. The Transformed Fire Country
270. Who's the Country Bumpkin
271. Sit Tight! We’re About to Roll!
272. Don’t Understand Human Language?
273. The Speed Star in Action
274. I Want To Challenge Him
275. Swordsmanship Contest!
276. The Sword Spirit’s Recognition
277. How Dare You Ignore Me!
278. Looking Down On Me?
279. Grinding an Iron Rod into a Needle!
280. No Such Thing as Free Lunch
281. I’ll Give Them All to You!
282. Hit Me If You Dare!
283. Thwack Thwack Thwack!
284. Remnant of the Sword Spirit’s Soul
285. How Shall I Punish You?
286. Learn To Be Low?
287. Find Fujiwara!
288. The Innocent, Naive & Honest Xu Que
289. Advance to Act Tough King!
290. Fight Me, Xu Que!
291. Bite Me!
292. The Fickle Human Heart
293. Is That Still Fujiwara?
294. Be Kind To Women!
295. Scum of the Cultivation World!
296. Brother, You’re A Good Man!
297. My Killer God’s Single Stroke
298. Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover
299. Don’t be Afraid, Be Calm!
300. My Name Is Naruto Fujiwara
301. Son of a Bit*h! Let’s Try Again!
302. Let's Have A Spar
303. Hoodwinking Techniques
304. Watch Out For My Ultimate Move!
305. Accepting the Sword Spirit as a Sworn Brother!
306. Awesome!
307. The Eight-Star Sword
308. Descendant of the Ancient Magic Dragon
309. The Act Tough King’s Ride
310. Count Me In!
311. Come on! Let’s Get Him!
312. Kid, Lick Him!
313. Anybody Want A Ride?
314. Five Elements Mountain?
315. It Was All of You Who Forced Me to Transform!
316. Come, Come!
317. Dodge All You Like!
318. Nicholas Murong Buttface
319. Look Out! Here Comes the Imperial Tomb Conqueror!
320. Labor Is Most Glorious!
321. I’ll Teach You How to Grill Chicken Wings!
322. Exploding Heavens Faction KFC
323. The Name Rings A Bell!
324. We’ll All Go Together
325. You Have Found the Wrong Person!
326. If It Were Me, I Wouldn’t Tolerate This
327. Get Lost If You’re Not Buying
328. You Want To Test Me?
329. This Guy Must Be Crazy!
330. It’s a Trap!
331. The Elder of Sky Incense Valley
332. This Is Priceless
333. Fairness Is Most Important In Business
334. Fixed Price!
335. A Condition Is a Condition
336. Buttface’s 10,000-Year-Old Collection
337. Master is Smart!
338. I’ll Give You A Chance!
339. Xu Que’s Sob Story
340. Professional Grave Robber
341. Harem Of Three Thousand Beauties
342. You Want To Play The Scheming Game?
343. His Royal Highness Sent Me Here!
344. Thank You So Much, Young Lad!
345. We Have Completed The Task
346. A Bumper Harvest!
347. To The Imperial Tombs
348. Gathering Of The Elites!
349. The Empress Dowager Arrives!
350. Need To Make Some Preparations!
351. Your Majesty, Look! That’s Him!
352. Car Show Model Xu Que
353. Has Anyone Brought Water?
354. Stirring Up Trouble?
355. We Owe Young Hero Xu An Apology!
356. The Comeback Of AE86
357. The Drifting Technique
358. Five Consecutive Curves
359. The Legendary Ditch Drifting!
360. This Brother Is Steady!
361. These Are The Ancient Armored Puppets?
362. Don’t Be Too Arrogant!
363. Not The Same As The Contemptible Wretches
364. This Will Overwhelm The Bumpkins!
365. What Is He Trying To Do?
366. This Fellow Is Too Much of a Cheapskate!
367. Step Aside! Back Off! I’ll Take Them On!
368. Iron Man Suit Up!
369. Open Your Eyes & Have A Good Look
370. Why Am I So Strong!
371. Do Not Discriminate Against The Puppets
372. Line Up! Let’s Go
373. The Formidable Young Hero Xu!
374. Why Can’t I Eat It?
375. Will You Obey Me Or Not?
376. That’s An Offensive Term!
377. Yes, I Killed The Fire Emperor!
378. Earth Nation and Wood Nation Were Robbed?
379. Will You Give Me The Empress Dowager Or The Princess?
380. Xu Que Reforms The Imperial City!
381. The Empress Dowager’s Chamber!
382. Deep Waters Of The Royalty
383. I’ll Wait For You
384. Boy, Help!
385. A Group Of Black Monkeys
386. Domestic Chaos In Water Nation
387. The Young Man & His Dog At The Battlefield
388. I’d Be A Fool If I Didn’t Take Them!
389. A Unilateral Massacre
390. Counterattack!
391. The Immortal Emperor’s Sword Art
392. More People Were Killed
393. Victory
394. Save Me Some Face
395. It Was a Long Story
396. We were bound to win
397. Are You Going To Do It Or Not?
398. Sneak-attacking the Holy Ground at Night
399. Let's Go
400. Soldiers Falling From The Sky
401. Here He Was!
402. It Was Time To Give Them A Real Show
403. Zhuge Repeating Crossbow
404. You Have The Ball To Come Down? Yes! I Do!
405. Utmost Victory
406. Risking Your Life To Eat The Ice?
407. Victory
408. You Are Mine!
409. You Should Have Dreams
410. Sextuple Seal
411. The Real War Had Come
412. You Have All Been Surrounded By The Exploding Heavens Faction
413. I Do Admire Your Courage
414. Kill You All
415. Bomb The Blue Water City
416. We Will Not Take Anything
417. They are Invincible; They Come From Hell!
418. Miracles Can Happen More Than Once!
419. He Is Going To Give People A Great Show Tomorrow
420. Something Is Not Right
421. The Bedroom of the Water Empress
422. The Ice Queen
423. The True Identity of the Water Empress
424. It's Da*n Cheap
425. Magic Inscriptions of Star Rank
426. One turning into Three Pure Ones
427. You Are Going To Die Now!
428. You Have Got More People On Your Side
429. You Are Angry? Well, That's What I Want!
430. "Xu Que", the Devil
431. Bang, Bang, Bang!
432. I am Powerful? Why?
433. What a Good Young Man!！
434. The Water Empress Came Back
435. A Jade
436. The Water Empress is Going to Hold an Auction?
437. I Promise I Will Not Make Any Trouble
438. I Make A Bid of One Million!
439. I Will Get Everything
440. Is He Really Showing Off His Prosperity Here?
441. No One Can Be Better At Arguing Than Me
442. Who the Hell Are You?
443. He Is General Zhuge！
444. If I Choose to be Ruthless, I would Target at Myself
445. This Is Really Embarrassing
446. Xu Que’s Method of Making Money
447. A New Store
448. Is This an Unscrupulous Store?
449. Do False a Compensate Hundred!
450. My Gosh! This is so Delicious!
451. A Sea of People
452. What a Profiteer He is!
453. I have to buy it
454. Knockoff of My Burger?
455. You Will Pay for Copying Our Business!
456. The Supreme Member Card
457. Let's Run a Prize Draw
458. Now the Price is Raised!
459. You Are Absolutely Right to Raise the Price
460. Wanda Mall of the Exploding Heavens Faction
461. Long live General Zhuge
462. As an Honest Man, Could I Lie to You？
463. A Man and a Woman in One Room
464. Something Every Man Knows!
465. Xu Que Is Going to Go through Another Heavenly Tribulation
466. Attract Thunder Tribulation by Acting Tough
467. Heavenly Thunder of Purple Cloud? My Old Pal!
468. Let the Heavenly Tribulation be Fiercer
469. Get Down, Now!
470. The Ancient Catastrophe
471. Heavenly Trial? It is Just a Piece of Cake to Me!
472. It’s OK, It’s OK!
473. It Will Be Fine!
474. If You Are Not a Coward, Don't Just Finish It!
475. I Shall Move the Earth!
476. Ah! I am Dying!
477. Overseas
478. Left Home Young and Came Back Old
479. I, Xiao Yan of the Exploding Heavens Faction, You Came Back!
480. How Dare You Make Troubles Again?
481. The Elites of the Exploding Heavens Faction Are Coming?
482. Here Come the Sovereigns of the Exploding Heavens Faction
483. Welcome, Leader of the Exploding Heavens Faction
484. Weirdos of the Exploding Heavens Faction
485. I'd Better Do It Myself
486. Long Time No See!
487. A Long Night
488. Have More If It Is Delicious
489. Returning to the Mysterious Clan
490. The Largest Crisis of the Mysterious Clan
491. The Head of the Exploding Heavens Faction Came Back
492. Everyone, Keep Shouting!
493. Well, We Shall Make Their "Wishes" Come True
494. Do You Like Spicy Beef?
495. It’s True! I Am Xu Que
496. We Need Harmonious Coexistence
497. Being Deeply Moved
498. Li Bai Is back!
499. Man from the Sea Tribe
500. Do You Want Seafood?
501. Too Big to Fit In a Pot(h