@onlinewebnovel/whatdoyoumeanmycutedisciplesareyanderes v1.0.2

Synopsis

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane.

I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane.

I was dead in the Cloud Plane.

After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius.

I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent!

Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me!

Easy life is best life!

The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me!

Huh?

What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now?

There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there?

You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree.

What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Notes:

Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories"

One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned.

Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired

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What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

Catalog:

-1. World Lore 1. Return 2. I Shall Get A Disciple 3. Geezer Gathering 4. Thirst For Power 5. I Screwed Up? 6. First Disciple 7. First Victims 8. Fox's Predicament 9. Request Complete 10. Deja Vu 11. Dark Sect 12. Unum Caput Abscisum Restituitur Bis 13. Auction 14. Myriad Colours 15. Another Flag 16. Flag? What Flag? 17. And Another One 18. Fake Transitioning 19. Entry To Hell 20. Awakenings 21. Preparing For The Tournament Arc 22. Girls' Talk 23. I Want Overtime Pay 24. Throwing Smoke 25. It's A Date, Is It? 26. Demotion and Promotion 27. Wait, It's Already The Tournament Arc? 28. Fox And Lightning 29. A Conversation In One's Head 30. Obligatory Set Up Before The Big Fight 31. Obligatory Ass Kicking 32. Obligatory Side Characters Looking For Trouble 33. In the Fire and Flames 34. Ball Busting 35. A Little Consolation 36. A Little Wake Up Call 37. After The Tournament Arc, It's the School Arc 38. Do Not Pursue 39. The Sable Cicada 40. You're A Wizard 41. Face Slapping, Literally 42. Late Night Visits 43. Door To Door Salesman 44. Please Hurt Me 45. Here's Some Punishment 46. Making Lesson Plans 47. Int. Diao Chan's Room - Day 48. New Challenger(s) 49. A Spank A Day Keeps The M On Cloud Nine 50. Of Course If It's A School Arc There's... 51. The Real Steal 52. First Flick 53. Of Course The Bath Scene Is Mandatory 54. Extracurricular Lessons 55. Of Course There's A Festival In The School Arc 56. The Students Become The Preachers 57. Do You Even Logistics? 58. When A Yandere Is Yandere For A Yandere 59. Of Course Elves are Mandatory In A Fantasy Story 60. And here's the Festival Arc 61. Playing Hard To Catch 62. The Prelude 63. Thousand Cherry Blossoms 64. Hunter Becomes The Hunted, But Who Really Was The Hunter Anyway? 65. And Just A Pinch Of Salt 66. Then I Saw Her Face, Now I'm A Believer 67. What's A Festival Without Some Friendly Competition 68. 'Cause Baby You're A... 69. I Am Inevitable 70. The First Blasphemer 71. The Second Blasphemer 72. And The Unfortunate Bystander 73. I Found A Founder 74. A New Toy! 75. Shota Power 76. Nothing To See Here 77. Start Of Childhood Arc... Wait, What? 78. Meeting the Family 79. Family Reunion 80. My Little Brother Can't Be This Cute?! 81. Taps Forehead 82. His Background Circumtances 83. Let's Split Up And Look For Clues! 84. The Advent 85. I Have The Power 86. And There Were Two 87. And Suddenly, There's Kingdom Building 88. Pot Meets Kettle 89. Could I Be A Child Star Too?! 90. Start Of Something New 91. Slash And Preach 92. Civil War 93. Shotacons VS Lolicons 94. The Other Side Of The Coin 95. And She's Back 96. Taken 97. Aw Here We Go Again 98. Get To The Choppa 99. Taken 2 100. This Place's About To Blow-oh-oh 101. The Anomaly 102. Poof And You're Gone... For Now 103. And Here Is The Separation Arc 104. I Still Got It 105. And Thus Ends The Separation Arc 106. Integration 107. Building Castles In The Sky 108. Waking Up To Fantasy 109. With Great Power...Comes A Greatly Unrestrained Advancement To The Human Race 110. Down Another Foxhole 111. You Have Received A New Quest! 112. NoobSlayer69420 Has Joined Your Party 113. When You Have To Carry Your Team 114. When The End Game Player Returns To The Starting Area 115. When You Fight Two Consecutive Bosses Without A Save Point In Between 116. One Punch Is All I Need 117. Scouting The Pests 118. If you Have Elves, Orcs Are Mandatory Too 119. It's Stabby Time Again 120. Papa's Good Girl 121. So... Purge? 122. Raising Flags With The Other Fox 123. Setting The Mousetrap 124. When You're Going About Your Day But The Boss Fight Theme Starts Playing 125. But It's Ok Because You're On New Game Plus 126. Another Fluff Get 127. A Doomed Man 128. A Damned Man 129. Back To The Lab Again 130. It's Playtime 131. Shining In The Spotlight 132. And They Lived Happily Ever After... Maybe 133. On The Ride Home 134. Of Course There's Something Sealed Inside You 135. There Is No Such Thing As Too Much Mofu Mofu 136. Breathing Is Important For Swordsmen 137. My Disciple Is A Prodigy? 138. Cuddling Is Important For Health 139. Guess We're Walking 140. How Dare You Kill Steal A Yandere? 141. Wrong Place, Wrong Time 142. Everyone Did An Oopsie 143. Just A Small Bit Of Disciplining 144. Deus Vult 145. I'll Just Wander Off Alone, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 146. You're My Golden Finger All Along! 147. There Goes My Vacation Plans 148. You Got Bamboozled 149. Let It Burn 150. Rise To Power 151. We're Building It Up, To Break It Back Down 152. Burn The Bridges Because Who Needs Them Anyway? 153. After The Childhood Arc, It's The School Arc... Wait, What? 154. A Middle-Aged Man Posing As A Teenager Going To School 155. The Past Returns To Haunt 156. When It Goes A Full Circle 157. When The Yandere Switch Gets Flipped 158. The Legendary Immortal 159. How To Get Attention 160. Detective Lin... I Mean Mark Is On The Case 161. A Link To The Hidden Faces 162. I'm No Hero 163. Are You A God? 164. It's Tough To Be A God 165. Looks Like Another Purge Is In Order 166. I Got My Eye On You 167. An 'Even' Fight 168. Honour? Never Cared About That 169. Oops, I Did It Again 170. Suffering From Success 171. I Knew There Was Something Wrong With You All Along! 172. Meanwhile, The Vacationers 173. Having Fun With My Sister 174. Old Men To The Rescue! 175. Face Slapping Is Crucial for Plot 176. The Not So Literal Face Slap 177. Of Course Going Out When A Monster Is Around Is A Great Idea 178. A Practitioner Is Never Late, He Arrives Exactly When He Means To 179. The Prelude Of A Beatdown 180. You Ate My Candies?! 181. The Beatdown 182. When Even The Judgement In Hell Is Rigged 183. I'm A Big Boy Now 184. Candy For The Good Girl 185. You're A Sky Full Of Stars 186. Time To Teach These Kids 187. Time To Beat These Kids 188. Time To Get Beaten By The Kids 189. Time To Traumatise The Kids 190. Get Wrecked Son 191. You're Doing It Wrong 192. When You Expect The Worst But It's Even Worse Than You Thought 193. Poking The Vacationing Dragon 194. Sounds Like Another Purge Is In Order 195. Foxhunting 196. I'm Not Trapped Here With You, You Are Trapped Here With Me 197. You Have Unsealed The Beast 198. Steal My Mofu Mofu, I'll Make You Into Mapo Tofu 199. Kill Him 200. We Will Get Right Back To The Purge After This Intermission 201. I Screwed Up Again 202. Today, We Dine In Hell 203. Kill Them 204. The Alchemist 205. Oh Look! It's A Yandere! 206. Two Young Men In A Room 207. Shopping List 208. A Flower For The Flower Girl 209. Meeting The Parents 210. No Homo 211. Stop Right There Criminal Scum! 212. How Dare You Stab Someone Without Greeting Them First?! 213. He Protec, He Attac 214. Playing The Long Con 215. The Prowling Kitten 216. Times Have Changed 217. When You Find Out About Your Parent's Affair 218. Father Son Combo 219. Distance Makes The Yandere Even More Yan 220. Welcome To The Club 221. This Is A Date, Isn't It? 222. I Demand To Speak To The Person Of Authority! 223. You Messed With The Wrong Customer 224. At Least The Big Boss Knows What's Up 225. It Was At This Moment, He Knew He Fked Up 226. Unexpected Encounter 227. If You Like It, Put A Ring On It 228. Time To Burn Everything 229. A Compensation Of Blood 230. Six Rings For The Valkyries Serving God 231. Welcoming Your Master And Lord 232. When Your Family Isn't Atheist But Actual Cult Members 233. We Are One Family 234. Another Familiar Face 235. More Obligatory Problems Before The 'Tournament' 236. When Someone Else Puts Your Name In The Goblet 237. When They Throw Numbers At You Hoping It Will Work 238. This Is A Friendly Competition Right? 239. Meanwhile There's A Torture Session Going On Here 240. Torturing Infidels Is Important, But Master Is More Important 241. You Don't Find Me, I Find You 242. When You Like To Tease Them With False Hope 243. And Then You Crush Them Without Mercy 244. Princess's First Contact 245. The Point Where Two Timelines Merged 246. The Princess Bystander 247. A Gift From Monsters 248. Want To See A Magic Trick? 249. Political Gifts 250. What Storage 251. After Party Invitation 252. Tea Time With Royals 253. The Face Reveal 254. Who Is She? 255. Are We The Baddies? 256. I Make Big Brain Move 257. Lightning Can Strike The Same Place Twice 258. The Drums Of War 259. I'd Rather Not Sneak Around 260. Don't Drop The Soap 261. I'm The Boss Now 262. I'm Your Boss Now 263. Call To Arms 264. Why Build An Army If You Can Take Over An Existing One? 265. A Little Bit Of Peace Before It Shatters 266. This Was How The World Ended 267. No Plan Survives First Contact With The Enemy 268. Ah Yes, The Negotiator 269. People Killing, People Dying 270. You Cannot Fight Alone In This War 271. A Threat And A Promise 272. When All Strategy Fails, Charge 273. A Horse, A Swordswoman And A Loli Dragon Walked Into A Battlefield 274. Your Soldiers Are Now Belong To Us 275. Reinforcements Have Arrived 276. United We Stand, United They Fall 277. Doing Some Landscaping 278. Who Are You Again? 279. When All Your Preparations Were All For Naught 280. Me And This Army 281. I Did Not Ask For This Big Of An Army 282. The Demoness(?) And The God 283. She Has It Too 284. Nobody Likes Busybodies 285. Got To Go, Talk To You Later 286. What Have You Guys Been Up to? 287. "Damage Control" 288. We All Need A Vacation 289. You Thought It Was Time To Relax? Psych! 290. An Immortal And His Horse Jumps Up A Wall 291. The Thing Returns 292. Ready For Round Two 293. Touching The Reverse Scale 294. That Was Not How The Beat Down Was Supposed To Go 295. Part Of Origin 296. This Is Someone Else's Problem Now, Beach Arc More Important 297. The Beach Reception 298. Dressed and 'Ready' To Go 299. Helping Each Other With Sunscreen Is Expected 300. Sandcastle Building 301. Two Foxes and Sunscreen 302. Swimming Lessons 303. What's A Beach Arc Without Volleyball? 304. This Is Volleyball... Right? 305. (Un)Expected Outcome 306. Enjoying Popsicles 307. Sibling Talk 308. Mandatory Bath Scene 309. Late Night Rendezvous 310. Omnipotence For A Second 311. Burn Off The Old 312. Extra Bath Time 313. Morning Greetings 314. Just A Normal Fishing Trip 315. I'll Just Take These Off Your Hands 316. Hunting And Hunted