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Christian Git

A Christian wrapper for Git to sanctify your version control.

What is this?

Install this package and you'll have a collection of Christian Git commands and aliases at your fingertips (which were miraculously knitted together in your mother's womb). Using the christian-git command, you can completely eliminate the need to call git on your machine. If a Christian version of a command doesn't exist, it'll fall back to use the actual command provided by Git.

For example, running christian-git testimony calls git log, and christian-git crucify some-branch calls git branch -D some-branch.

Each of these commands will respect any flags you include, passing them through to the underlying Git command.

Commands

Commands that override core Git commands.

Heathen Command	Redeemed Command	Explanation
add	anoint	Your code's been anointed by God to be saved.
blame	judas	Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me.
branch	vine	He is the vine, we are the branches.
checkout	possess	Resurrect what was once alive.
clone	bread-and-fish	Jesus fed the 5000 with five loaves and two fish.
commit	save	Commit your code to the Lord and it will be saved.
diff	reform	The repo reformed, always being reformed by the power of the Admin.
fetch	fishers-of-men	Become a fisher of (the code of) men.
help	cry-out	And the terminal will have mercy.
init	create	Before this, there was nothing.
init	in-the-beginning	Start us off, God.
log	testimony	Use your code's testimony to share the path the Lord has led you along.
merge	trinity	Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Three in One.
pull	petition	Petition the Lord through prayer to grant you those remote code changes.
push	preach	Proudly declare your Gospel code to those who need it.
rebase	disciple	Regularly examine your code, words and actions and compare them with the Word of God.
reflog	resurrect	Resurrect what was once alive.
reset	ark	God hit reset on the earth.
revert	repent	Turn back from your sinful ways.
stash	sow-and-reap	Regularly sow your code so that you may reap its blessings later.
stash	bear-cross	Let Him bear the burden.
status	walk	How's your code's walk with the Lord?
tag	testament	God's way of semantic versioning.
tag	circumcise	A snip, er — sign that you’ve been set apart. symbol.
bisect	lost-sheep	Become the good shepherd and find those led astray.

Alias

Aliases that provide shorthand means of running more complex commands (basically anything that require extra flags).

Aliases

Heathen Command	Redeemed Alias	Explanation
branch -D	crucify	Delete the branch that no longer bears fruit.
push --force	indoctrinate	Force the theology of your code onto the vulnerable and gullable.