0.1.1 • Published 10 years ago
dieharderer v0.1.1
dieharderer
A NodeJS module that creates terrible sequel names from strings.
Installation
- Install this module:
npm install dieharderer
- Require this module and assign it to a variable name you'll remember:
var find_sequel = require('dieharderer');
- Call this module on various strings to see what it does:
find_sequel("This is going to suck hard.")
Possible String Matches
This module uses Regex to find possible "movie titles" to sequelize. There are four possible matches that will trigger it:
- The word "hard" following another word, which always returns "Word Hard 2: Word Harder".
- Two capitalized words in sequence.
- One capitalized word other than the start of the sentence.
- A word followed by the word "two", "too", or "2".
Those latter three options will randomly return a movie title either patterned after "Die Hard 2: Die Harder" or "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo".
It's a pretty stupid, silly module.