drumpfify v1.0.2

drumpfify

A module for filtering data through a Drumpf-inspired logic.

Installing

npm install drumpfify

Usage:

var drumpfify = require('drumpfify')

// replace "Trump" with "Drumpf":
var fiction = "His real name is Trump."
var reality = drumpfify.name(fiction);

// generate a relatively Drumpf-sized variable
var average_hands = 100;
var small_hands = drumpfify.hands(average_hands);

// make a bigly statement
var normal = "This is a normal statement with real words.";
var horrifying = drumpfify.bigly(normal);

currently available methods

bigly(<number> OR <boolean> OR <string>)

• number: returns an absurdly bigger number.
• boolean: returns the opposite.
• string: returns a meaningless scramble of the argument.

huge(<number> OR <boolean> OR <string>)

• number: returns a much bigger number.
• boolean: returns the opposite.
• string: returns the argument completely capitalized.

hands(<number> OR <boolean> OR <string>)

• number: returns a much smaller number.
• boolean: returns null.
• string: returns a partial/fragmented copy of the argument.

taxes(<number> OR <boolean> OR <string>)

• number: returns 0.
• boolean: returns null.
• string: returns an empty string.

trust(<number> OR <boolean> OR <string>)

• number: returns the opposite.
• boolean: returns the opposite.
• string: returns the argument in retrograde.

name(<string>)

• string: returns "drumpf", "Drumpf" or "DRUMPF" in place of the respectively-cased "trump", "Trump" or "TRUMP".