eighteen-naked-cowboys v0.0.3

🤠 eighteen-naked-cowboys 🤠

The side-gig you never knew you needed! Work out how to keep all of your cowboys alive while your app is running

🐎 What is eighteen-naked-cowboys?

Tired of boring, functional NPM packages? Well, partner, saddle up! eighteen-naked-cowboys is the game you never knew you needed — a cowboy simulator that springs into action the moment you import it. Once your app is up and running, you’ll also have 18 hungry, horny cowboys depending on you for survival.

Not only do you have your users to worry about, now you’ve got a posse of hot, buff cowboys with throbbing cocks and a insatiable hornyness. Keep them fed, fucking, and most importantly — alive!

📦 How to Install

npm install eighteen-naked-cowboys

🚀 How Does It Work?

Step 1: Import the package and BAM — 18 cowboys are now under your care.

`import { cowboys } from 'eighteen-naked-cowboys';`

Step 2: Watch in terror as they get hungry, *horny*, thirsty and lost.

Step 3: Figure out how to keep them alive while your app does… well, whatever your app actually does.

🎮 How to Play

This isn’t just any package! The game starts as soon as you import eighteen-naked-cowboys! You’ll need to:

(Coming soon!) Feed the cowboys before they get too hungry,
Figure out how cowboys in the deserts of the wild west quench their thirst
Keep them happy ;)

Failure to do so? Let’s just say… cowboy casualties may occur. 😬

🔧 Commands

Once the cowboys are in your app, you can manage them with a few helpful commands:

rimRanch(givingCowboy, recievingCowboy): Keeps those cowboys fed. Skip a meal? Big mistake.
cowboyCoitus(givingCowboy, recievingCowboy): Keep those cowboys happy.
cowboyPiss(givingCowboy, recieveingCowboy): They have to drink somehow.

🏆 Goal

There's only one real goal here: Keep the cowboys alive.

Your app might be doing incredible things, but it’s all for naught if 18 cowboys bite the dust on your watch. Can you balance your app's functionality while making sure these virtual cowboys live to see another sunset?

Good luck, partner. You're gonna need it. 🤠🐄 Happy Wrangling!