eslint-plugin-old-c-programmer v1.0.1

Hrmph. Kids these days with their loud music and weird coding styles.

This is my eslint style, based on how things were in the good ole days when people still used K&R:

• Strings use double quotes. Single quotes are for characters.
• Semicolons aren't optional. You skip a semicolon and yer code won't compile.
• Indent is 4 spaces. Don't make me squint to see yer code blocks. Don't like it? Get a bigger monitor. Back in my day, monitors were 80 characters wide and we still used 4 spaces.
• Include documentation in yer code. I can't remember what I had fer breakfast, don't make me try to remember what my code does.
• Eat your veggies and write tests.

Don't like it? I don't wanna hear yer jibberjabber. Shaddup and move along before I put some rocksalt in my shotgun.

And just be happy that I didn't limit the line lengths to 80 characters...