fit-transformer v1.0.1

🤬 Fuck-It Transformer 🤬

Tired of writing as any or typing any like a responsible developer? Wish you could just say "fuck it" and let the TypeScript compiler stop bothering you? Well, now you can! Meet the Fuck-It Transformer, the solution for when you're just DONE with typing constraints. 🏴‍☠️

What is it?

The Fuck-It Transformer is your new best friend. It lets you declare variables in TypeScript like this:

let x fuck it = 42

And TypeScript will magically understand that you actually meant:

let x: any = 42;

Because, really, who has time for strict types when you're in the middle of shipping bugs... I mean, features?

Why do I need this?

• Freedom: Are you sick of TypeScript telling you what types to use? Show it who's boss with fuck it.
• Productivity: Spend less time figuring out types and more time shipping "working" code.
• Inner Peace: Experience a zen-like calmness knowing that every type error can now be fixed with just two words: fuck it.

Installation

You didn’t think I’d make this difficult, did you? Just install it like any other NPM package, and don’t worry — we even include the magic sauce to make ts-patch work automatically for you. No manual setup needed, because fuck it, we’ve got you covered.

Using NPM:

npm install fit-transformer

Using Yarn:

yarn add fit-transformer

Using PNPM:

pnpm install fit-transformer

That’s it! It patches TypeScript automatically. You don’t need to lift a finger (or configure a config file). We do it all for you in a truly fuck it style. 🙌

Usage

Once installed, you can start declaring variables with a brand-new, cathartic syntax:

let myVariable fuck it = "Who cares about types?";
// TypeScript translates this to:
// let myVariable: any = "Who cares about types?";

In tsconfig.json

Add the magic transformer to your TypeScript project like so:

{
  "compilerOptions": {
    "plugins": [
      { "transform": "fuck-it-transformer/dist/transformer.js" }
    ]
  }
}

This tells TypeScript to run our fuck it transformer every time you compile. And don’t worry, we’re not judging your choice of using any. We all need a break sometimes.

How does it work?

It’s like black magic, but with less ritual sacrifice. We've written a TypeScript transformer that looks for variables where you’ve used the sacred words fuck it and replaces them with any. 🧙‍♂️✨

So, the next time TypeScript throws an error, you can just throw your hands up and declare:

fuck it.

Because sometimes, strict typing is just a little too much to handle, and you deserve to take the easy way out. Go ahead, you’ve earned it.

But what about strict mode? 😳

Ah, yes, strict mode. If you’re using strict mode, then this transformer is probably not for you... unless you’re ready to embrace chaos and abandon all hope for type safety. If you are... fuck it.

How to uninstall

If you ever feel guilty about your life choices and want to return to the land of type safety, just uninstall the package like this:

npm uninstall fuck-it-transformer

But we all know you’ll be back. You can’t escape the pull of fuck it.

Contributing

Want to make this even better? Feel free to contribute! Add new types like who cares, meh, or whatever floats your boat. Let’s embrace the full spectrum of developer frustration.