flying-car v1.0.0

flying-car

An npm package for generating flying cars

About this package

An npm package for transmogrifying source code into an actual flying car. Our initial specs are for a car that will get the equivalent of approximately 937 nautical miles per gallon, with maintenance costs of $0.003 cents per mile. The actual performance, efficiency, and existence of the car depends on a number of factors, including the ability of our developers to turn keystrokes into sheet metal, our burn rate, and the gullibility of our angel investors.

Installation

$ npm install flying-car

Basic usage

const flyingCar = require('flying-car');
flyingCar.fly(); // see note below

Getting started

1. See the note below
2. Wait patiently for roughly 20 years
3. Sneer at the motorists stuck in traffic below as you sail overhead in your spiffy new flying car

Note:

Unfortunately the fly() method is currently a stub for an actual implementation of a flying car. A working version of this method is scheduled for February 29th, 2036, although the intrusion of reality and other unforeseen circumstances may cause this date to slip significantly.