go-fuck-yourself v1.0.0

Go fuck yourself

Get random quotes to lower the ego of everyone or even yourself... In other words.. this package provides nothing. Nothing that you already know.

Installation

$ npm install --save go-fuck-yourself

Usage

NodeJS:

const goFuckYourself = require('go-fuck-yourself');

Browsers:

<script src="node_modules/go-fuck-yourself/dist/index.umd.min.js"></script>

randomGoFuckYourSelfQuotes();
//  {
//    body: 'I'm sorry did I woll my eyes out loud? Go fuck yourself...',
//    author: '- Someone that hates you'
//  }

API

• randomGoFuckYourSelfQuotes([count=1])

  • count: Number, Optional: The number of go fuck yourself quotes to get.
  • Returns a random go fuck yourself object with the following keys: author, body
  • When count is given, returns an array of random go fuck yourself quotes.

• randomGoFuckYourSelfQuotes.byAuthor(author)

  • author: String. The name of the fucker.
  • Returns an array of go fuck yourself quotes by the given fucker who wrote it. Array will contain the string bodies of the go fuck yourself quotes directly.

License

MIT License