grand-slalami v1.0.0

grand-slalami

"Get out the rye bread and mlustard, Grandma, it is grand slalami time!"

Notdave Niehaus

grand-slalami takes some rye bread Blaseball game event data, optionally enhanced with mlustard, and returns a comment for a game update. There is a plan for implementing different levels of commenting (for example, different levels of colour commentary). Currently, this returns a minimal amount of enhanced commentary to make it possible to follow a Blaseball game by audio only. See /lib/quips for when comments will be enhanced.

Contributors

• hora

Acknowledgments

You need a lot of things to make a node module, but at the very least, thanks go to:

• The Game Band, because we are all love blaseball.
• The Society for Internet Blaseball Research, for providing many of the ingredients that go into grand-slalami, including help with the APIs, coding advice, and overall Blaseball Knowledge. And in particular, I'd like to thank the creators of jlohn-madden for inspiration and advice.

Some last words

grand-slalami is not endorsed by nor affiliated with The Game Band. The Commisioner is doing a Great Job.