hubot-promote v0.2.2

hubot-promote

Releases the CEO from promoting employees

See src/hubot-promote.coffee for full documentation.

Installation

In hubot project repo, run:

npm install hubot-promote --save

Then add hubot-promote to your external-scripts.json:

[
  "hubot-promote"
]

Commands

jason>> hubot promote miguelangel
hubot>> I am really excited to announce that miguelangel has been promoted to Lead Guru of Encapsulated Logic Enhancement. miguelangel has helped to appropriately optimize alternative technology. Please join me in congratulating miguelangel on the news!🎊 🎉
jason>> hubot demote miguelangel
hubot>> The management has decided to demote miguelangel from Chief of Officer B2C2B Brand in accordance with the company policies. This action is being taken as a result of a failure to completely whiteboard frictionless experiences.

Acknowledgments

• For the bullshit title generator Job Title Generator
• For the bullshit activity generator The Corporate B.S. Generator