Hubot-tucker NPM

Hubot Tucker

Malcolm Tucker quote provider for Hubot created by @ocean.

Add hubot-tucker to your package.json file:

...
"dependencies": {
  "...": "*",
  "hubot": "*",
  "hubot-tucker": "*",
  "...": "*",
}
...

Your Hubot will now respond with a highly inappropriate, uniquely-Malcolm Tuckeresque insult whenever addressed with the right phrases:

"Hubot tucker <name or me>" - abuse <name> or be the target of some hopefully uplifting abuse yourself
"Tucker", Malcolm" or "Malc" words mentioned - general abuse is hurled at the chat room (case insensitive, and literally insensitive).

HUBOT_TUCKER_OFF - if you need to quickly and simply switch Malcolm off completely, set this to true or 1 and this Hubot script will only judge you silently, instead of loudly in public.
HUBOT_LESS_MALCOLM - if you wish Hubot to not respond with a quote when the name "Malc" or "Malcolm" is mentioned (say because you have someone in your team called Malcolm, or because your country gets a new Prime Minister and your colleagues chat about politics a lot ;-) then set HUBOT_LESS_MALCOLM to true or 1 and Hubot will ignore these words.
HUBOT_TUCKER_BYLINE - if some members of your chat room are perplexed about the abuse Hubot is hurling and who this Malcolm person is, set this to true or 1 and Hubot will sign each pithy general abuse epithet with a byline, "-- Malcolm Tucker".