1.0.0 ā€¢ Published 6 years ago

ireckon v1.0.0

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ISC
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Last release
6 years ago

Build Status

TODO: Consider repercussions later

Usage

const iRekon = require('irekon'); // E(U)S6 Modules are from the EU

const costOfBrexit = sum("About 40 billion");


iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).isNoneOfTheirBusiness(); // šŸ»

iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).ifYouAskMeIs("Worth It"); // True

iRekon.that("Brexit").means(); // Depends on the will of the people

global.specialRelationships === undefined; // True
global.tradeDeals === []; // True

iRekon.that("BREXIT").shouldHaveHappened()
    .then(() => console.log('šŸŽ‰')) // Always resolves... Probably
    .catch(() => console.log('Blame Corbyn'));

iRekon.eu
    .catch(() => console.log('Bloody Brussels bEUrocrats šŸ–•'));

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All Tests Pass
It's probably fine.


-- God Save The Queen
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