jokebox v0.0.3

This useless lib contains various functions to spice up your code and get busted on code review. But it might be fun

Install

$ npm install jokebox

Usage

jokebox.cRazYtEXt('Hello World');

//=> HELlO worLd

jokebox.russianRoulette();

//=> BANG!

jokebox.swearDiarrhoea();

//=> ÅLaHUe!!!1 сУКа!!!!!11 קס! קס!! Бля!!!!! זין!!!!!!

console.log(await jokebox.fetchJoke());

//=> Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

API

cRazYtEXt(text)

returns crazy text

russianRoulette()

terminates process if you are not lucky

swearDiarrhoea(duration, period, vocabulary)

performs swear diarrhoea within given duration

async fetchJoke()

returns random joke

Security

Dont be so serious, you can always have new datacenter instead of blown one

License

GPLv3 (https://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-3.0.en.html)