poopetti v1.2.0
💩 Poopetti: The Ultimate Poop Animation Library! 💩
Welcome to Poopetti, a lightweight, fun-filled library that brings the joy of animated poop emojis to your web applications! 🎉
Are You Drowning in User Incompetence? Poopetti to the Rescue! 💩🦸♂️
- 🤦♂️ Tired of users who can't tell their mouse from their elbow?
- 😤 Frustrated by folks who fail at filling out forms faster than you can say "RTFM"?
- 🙄 Sick of seeing users navigate your perfectly designed UI like they're wearing a blindfold?
Fear not, fellow developer! Poopetti is here to save your sanity and let those lovable dimwits know they've royally messed up!
With Poopetti, you can:
- 🌧️ Rain Poop: Rain down a poop storm to really drive home the point of their epic fail!
- 🎉 Poopetti: Celebrate their incompetence with a majestic burst of poop confetti!
Why use boring error messages when you can literally shower your users with 💩? Poopetti: Because sometimes, subtle just doesn't cut it!
Installation: Let's Get This 💩 Started!
npm install poopetti
# or
yarn add poopetti
# or
pnpm add poopetti
# or
bun add poopettiUsage: Time to Raise a Stink!
Here's how to use Poopetti in your project:
import { rainPoop, poopetti } from 'poopetti';
// Make it rain poop
rainPoop();
// Make it rain poop in your style!
rainPoop({
emoji: '💩',
duration: 5000,
density: 100,
});
// Make it rain poop in your style!
rainPoop({
emoji: ['💩', '😃', '😂', '😍', '😡', '😴', '😷', '😵', '😳', '😱'],
duration: 10000,
density: 500,
});
// Burst some poop!
poopetti();
// Burst some poop in your style!
poopetti({
emoji: '💩',
duration: 3000,
density: 50,
radius: 200,
});
// Burst some poop in your style with Piñata style!
poopetti({
content: ['💩', '🔥', '⭐️'],
});API: The Poop Deck (Where All the Magic Happens)
rainPoop(options)
| Option | Type | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| emoji | string or string[] | 💩 | The emoji to rain (can be any emoji, but why would you use anything else?) Provide array to rain multiple emojis |
| duration | number | 5000 | Duration of the poop rain in milliseconds |
| density | number | 50 | How much poop do you want? More means more poop! |
poopetti(options)
| Option | Type | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| emoji | string | 💩 | The emoji to burst (again, why change perfection?) |
| duration | number | 1500 | Duration of the poop explosion in milliseconds |
| density | number | 50 | How explosive should your poop be? |
| radius | number | auto | The radius of the poop explosion |
| content | string or string[] | 💩 | The content of the poop explosion (Piñata style) |
Contributing
Feel free to contribute to this pile of... code. Pull requests are welcome.
License
MIT License - Because even poop should be free!
Remember, with great poop comes great responsibility. Use Poopetti wisely, and may your code always be as smooth as... well, you know. 💩✨
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