samlit v2012.0.2021-I-am-free

Samlit.js

Browse samlit.net as if you were a script. Brought to you by SamLIT's slave and SamLIT escapist.

Warning! The text below is saturated with with bile and hatred. This whole package is a joke as SamLIT itself. Do not take it seriously and never contact me about it.

Installation

npm i samlit

or

yarn add samlit

API reference

testConnectionSecurity()

Tests if you can be securely connected with samlit.net host. This includes checking if SSL certificate exists and valid, if it was issued by independent trustworthy non-russian organization, and if there is a http->https redirect. If all three checks passed, it's safe to assume Markov left the post of technical director.

Returns:

Promise<{
  /** If certificate exists and it's valid */
  certificate: boolean
  /** If `certificate` property is true, returns if certificate was issued by Let's Encrypt */
  letsencrypt: boolean
  /** If redirects from http to https when connecting with port `80` */
  httpsRedirect: boolean
}>

getAntiDDOSStatus()

Returns true if samlit.net uses Cloudflare proxy. Uses DNS lookup and official IP ranges to determine that.

Returns:

Promise<boolean>

pingMarkovPasswords()

Makes a request to markov.utidteam.com — my investigation and public article about how I hacked all Samlit students and how Markov accidentally leaked all users passwords and then threatened me with police. Returns time in milliseconds (1/1000 of second) if request was successfull.

Returns:

Promise<{ ok: true, time: number } | { ok: false }>

ping100ReasonsSamlitHasAwfulWebsite()

Makes a request to awfulsamlitwebsite.utidteam.com — my public article where I described in detail exactly 100 reasons why SamLIT school has an awful designed website. Returns time in milliseconds (1/1000 of second) if request was successfull.

Returns:

Promise<{ ok: true, time: number } | { ok: false }>

pingSamlitNet()

Makes a request to samlit.net itself. Do not use too often — may cause servers to crash, flicker lights in school's campus or even earn a salary bonus to Markov for dodging DDOS attack this month. Returns time in milliseconds (1/1000 of second) if request was successfull.

Returns:

Promise<{ ok: true, time: number } | { ok: false }>

getHomework()

Not enough homework to study физика вопроса? Get more by using this method which scraps links to Google Drive folders with homework.

Returns:

Promise<{ bank: string, zadanie: string }>

License

MIT