@needless-org/needless-js v6.8.11

Needless-JS 🙃

The JavaScript library you never asked for, never needed, and probably shouldn't use. But here we are!

Introduction

Ever thought, "My project is running too efficiently, I wish there was a way to add some completely unnecessary code to it"? Look no further!

Introducing needless-js, the world's first and foremost pointless library. We bring the "Why?" into "Why is this even a thing?".

Features

1. Absolutely Useless: Doesn't fix any problems because it doesn't know what problems are.
2. Hilariously Redundant: Why have one function when you can have ten doing the same thing?
3. Zero Dependencies: Mainly because no other library wants to be associated with us.
4. Eco-friendly: Uses 0% CPU because it does absolutely nothing.

Installation

Why would you? But if you must:

npm install needless-js

Usage

Here's a quick example:

import { doNothing, achieveNothing, pointlessLoop } from 'needless-js';

doNothing(); // Guess what this does?
achieveNothing(); // Still achieving nothing
pointlessLoop(); // Loops for no reason whatsoever

FAQ

Q: What's the point of this library? A: Exactly.

Q: Are there any updates planned? A: We thought about it, but that seemed like too much effort for such a needless endeavor.

Q: I found a bug, where do I report it? A: Congratulations on finding meaning in something so meaningless. But, no, we won't fix it.

Contributions

Feel free to not contribute. But if you have too much time on your hands, sure, why not? Add more useless functions, or don't. We're not really bothered.