1.3.0 • Published 5 years ago
lorem-marxum v1.3.0
lorem-marxum
a dummy text generator for the people ☭
what?
what it says on the tin. like lorem ipsum, but using the communist manifesto as the text source.
why?
cus it's fuckin funny you bourgie pig.
how?
install it with npm. or buy a hardcopy from amazon where the rest of us communists get our books.
npm install -g https://gitlab.com/emrose/lorem-marxumcool, now you can use your expensive laptop built by exploited workers to print quotes from a dead white guy.
$ marxum --sentences 1
The bourgeois sees in his wife a mere instrument of production.wow, see, you have always needed this. try --help for usage. oh, also, this
might be useful for fuzz testing and stuff. that's actually why i made it.
const marxum = require('lorem-marxum');
const words = marxum.words(6);
const sentences = marxum.sentences(2);
const all = marxum.all();
// you get the idealicense
licenses are for capitalists. or maybe it's gpl? can i really gpl < 50 lines of code and the communist manifesto? i don't know. whatever.