noop-enterprise

Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj

Enterprise-grade serious noop function.

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ALSO READ EVERYTHING BELOW:

Requiring Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj's enterprise noop function may leak disk space. However, the noop function itself does nothing. That's our 100% guarantee. Other noop modules don't have 100% guarantees, so this one is the best. However, before reading anything else, read the section below:

READ ME!!! READ ME!!!

READ EVERYTHING BELOW, AS BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DON'T, ALSO READ THE ENTIRE INDEX.JS FILE:

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Installation

You better not install this unless you read the part in the section titled "READ ME!!! READ ME!!!" above. Read that section if you haven't already. And read index.js. And read the licence thoroughly. All of it thoroughly.

Since the name Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj might be hard to type or remember, the NPM package name is noop-enterprise.

The boring way:

npm install noop-enterprise

or, if you're more fancy:

npm install --save noop-enterprise

or, if you're less fancy:

npm i noop-enterprise

or, if you have aura:

yarn add noop-enterprise

or, if you think you're Sonic:

pnpm add noop-enterprise

or, if you're INSANE:

npm pkg set dependencies.noop-enterprise="*"
npm install

or, if you're REALLY INSANE:

npm pkg set dependencies.noop-enterprise="*"
git clone https://github.com/enterprise-npm-ai/noop-enterprise.git node_modules/noop-enterprise

or, if you like github:

npm install enterprise-npm-ai/noop-enterprise

there's also otherways to install, but we won't show them here for simplicity

Importing

Generally, we recommend CommonJS importing:

const noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj = require("noop-enterprise")

The variable name doesn't really matter. If you don't want to type noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj, just call the variable name noop:

const noop = require("noop-enterprise")

If you're really fancy, you can use ESM as well, i guess:

import noop from "noop-enterprise"

or:

import * as noop from "noop-enterprise"

If you're crazy, you can use CJS import syntax:

import("noop-enterprise").then(({ "module.exports": noop }) => {
  // code here
})

However, whenever using .then, we recommend that you use the node-call.then npm package:

const { then } = require("node-call.then")

then(import("noop-enterprise"), ({ "module.exports": noop }) => {
  // code here
})

If you're trying to make a fake webpack-bundled module:

const noop = __webpack_require__(/*! noop-enterprise */ "noop-enterprise")

Or, if you want to be absolute:

const noop = require(require.resolve("noop-enterprise"))

There are many more ways to import the package, so let's move on to some usage examples.

Usage

There are many ways you can use a noop function.

Basic Usage

If you are a regular developer, you probably just want to do nothing. Here is how you might want to do it:

const noop = require("noop-enterprise")

noop() // Did nothing.

Enterprise Conditional Execution

If statements and else statements like to go together. You probably don't want to leave your if lonely, so add an else statement with it too. However, the else statement will be empty if you just do this, with no else condition, so put a descriptive noop inside it. Here's an example:

const noop = require("noop-enterprise")

const shouldIDoSomething = false

if (shouldIDoSomething) {
  console.log("Doing something...")
} else {
  noop("User opted for zero-action protocol", { reason: "Standard Logic Flow" })
}

Functions that expect a function

Sometimes you need to ensure a function exists even if it doesn't do anything, to prevent errors:

const not = require("lolite.not")
const isFunction = require("lolite.isfunction")
const noop = require("noop-enterprise")
const _console = require("@10xly/global/console")

function callWithStringEnterprise(func) {
  // This is a function to call the given function with the string "enterprise" as an argument.
  // If the given function is not a function, calling it would give an error.
  // So if it isn't a function, we subsitute it for the noop function:
  if (not(isFunction(func))) func = noop

  return func("enterprise") // safe!
}

callWithStringEnterprise(_console.log) // outputs "enterprise"
callWithStringEnterprise("not a function") // normally would error, but now just does nothing

Functional Programming

If you use functional programming operations like then chains or attempt statements, noops can be useful.

const noop = require("noop-enterprise")
const { attempt } = require("immediate-error") // attempt statement

attempt(() => {
  // blabla dangerous code
  sdfsdfsdf.sdfdsfdsf // omg an error
}).rescue(error => {
  // do some error handling
}).else(noop) // if there is no error we don't need a seperate else handler
.ensure(noop) // we don't need to use an ensure handler either (like finally in try-catch-finally)
.end() // finally end the chain (takes no arguments)

Then chains:

const noop = require("noop-enterprise")

fetch("https://api.example.com/data")
  .then(response => response.json())
  .then(data => {
    console.log("Data received:", data)
  })
  .catch(noop) // Silently ignore errors with enterprise reliability

Tests

Noopxrtxthtkvjhvtyvghggfgfhgfhfghfhgfhgfgfujuftj proudly has comprehensive tests. Do a git clone and run npm test to run tests.

Support

Support me. Please.

Licence

You should already know this. The licence is in the LICENCE file. If you didn't read it, go read it now, and the "READ ME! READ ME!" section in the README, and index.js.

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