ugh v0.1.1

Ugh

Now? Ugh. Running functions at top speed isn't for everyone.*

Usage

var Ugh = require('./slacker.js');
var arr = [ function () {console.log('Make budget');},
            function () {console.log('Work on budget');},
            function () {console.log('derp');},
            function () {console.log('get that budget done');},
            function () {console.log('almost...');} ];

var senator = new Ugh(1000, arr); // interval, function array

senator.start();

// Now just wait until the senator decides to go through its 
// work (tbh still better than irl)	

This eventually prints

yo
yo
yo
derp
yo
DONE

👍

But what if you have a function like this:

function work(who, days, things) {
	console.log(who, 'worked for', 
				days, 'days on',
				things.length, 'things.');
}	

You can use named functions and pass arguments by specifing them in a dictionary or passing more arguments to addFunction.

var arr = [ {function: work, args: [ 'Marie',  500, ['science'] ]},
			{function: work, args: [ 'Sancho', 500, ['stuff', 'travel'] ]}
		  ];

var senator = new Ugh(500, arr);
senator.addFunction(work, 'Foo', 500, ['bars', 'tests', 'debugging']);
senator.start();

Output:

Marie worked for 500 days on 1 things.
Sancho worked for 500 days on 2 things.
Foo worked for 500 days on 3 things.

Hellzyeah👌

* Especially for freely-hosted web services, which like to 502 and 503, which is why I built this in the first place. kthxbye.